gold fever Gentleman who smuggled $165,000 worth of gold in his rectum promises to pay it back Mark Frauenfelder
eastern equine encephalitis Deadly mosquito virus kills a man near Boston, causing parks and events to shut down Carla Sinclair
tabloids Testicles in a jar (and China's invasion of America) in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan
tabloids Robert "The Hulk" Kennedy Jr and UFO death rays in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan
tabloids "Monster Meghan" and "TV's most-hated host" star in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan
climate change Misstopia — Simon Stephenson's word for a world where everything has missed its intended mark due to human error Mark Frauenfelder