wikileaks Julian Assange's demand for an English translator that speaks Australian causes everyone's eyes to roll so hard that it makes the earth bleed Séamus Bellamy

horror "The Substance"— an incredible, indelible, and viscerally inedible film I loved and will never watch again Natalie Dressed

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emphysema David Lynch says his days of directing are over — loves smoking, "but in the end, it bit me" Carla Sinclair

politics Trump's NABJ meltdown: Orange snowflake roasted by Black journalists Ellsworth Toohey

videogames How to play DOOM on your fleshlight Thom Dunn

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mushrooms Google AI just might kill you: it misidentified a Destroying Angel mushroom as an edible"button mushroom" Mark Frauenfelder

Games Solutions and maps to classic text adventure games Rob Beschizza

gardening New world's hottest chili is more pungent than police pepper spray David Pescovitz

canceled flights Passengers raise a stink after poop found on floor of easyJet plane (video) Carla Sinclair

comedy "Mouth Sounds" is an hour-long mashup / performance art tribute to "All-Star" Thom Dunn

Dropping a Doocy Karine Jean-Pierre gets fed up, shoves Doocy in a corner Jason Weisberger

republican frontrunners Donald Trump is mocked by conservatives after his moronic moaning stunt (video) Carla Sinclair

apple Hear groans and laughter as the price tag for Apple's new headset is revealed Rusty Blazenhoff

wisdom Mr. T says no to 'yo mama' jokes in 'Treat Your Mother Right' Rusty Blazenhoff

locks ABUS replaced a lost key very quickly Jason Weisberger

Weird A building contractor explains "haunted" houses David Pescovitz

art CHOIR is a robotic mouth art-display by Server Demirtaş Popkin

Comic Books Freaky finds: shopping for comics at Bizarro-Wuxtry Lee Keeler