police Can't a naked man paddle his kayak during a typhoon in peace? Séamus Bellamy

Heartwarming Man and his senior dog are a heartwarming example of unconditional love Jennifer Sandlin

JD Vance JD Vance had Army Corps adjust river levels for personal boat ride Ellsworth Toohey

bumbling bandits Busted: Jewelry thieves crash getaway car, then sink getaway boat (video) Carla Sinclair

strong currents Teen clings to capsized kayak for 12 hours in Hawaii ocean before off-duty lifeguard spots him Carla Sinclair

adorable doggos Pooch "paw-paddles" to "help" her human out (video) Jennifer Sandlin

south africa Surfers flee rabid seals Rob Beschizza

delightful creatures Adorable cow thinks he's a dog as he paddles around a swimming pool (video) Carla Sinclair

Delightful Creatures Doggo going potty sneaks into pool — then splashes around with no intention of getting out (video) Carla Sinclair

science fiction "Big Germs" — short fiction by Rudy Rucker Boing Boing

australia Why do kangaroos sometimes attempt to harm (or drown) dogs? Jennifer Sandlin

Delightful Creatures Doggo jumps into the ocean and tries to make friends with a dolphin (video) Carla Sinclair

comedy Excellent video recreating the steps (and kayak voyage) of Bienville, founder of New Orleans Natalie Dressed

louisiana A chapel in the swamp accessible only by boat Natalie Dressed

golden retrievers Hilarious doggo splashing around in pool refuses to listen when it's time to get out (video) Carla Sinclair

texas Texas school principal arrested after beating girl with bat so badly she had bruises for days—all with her mother's permission Rob Beschizza

teacher leave them kids alone Parents are not just opting their children into ritual abuse, they are thanking the school for it Jason Weisberger

competitions Pumpkin racing involves carving out a giant pumpkin to use as a boat Popkin

dog rescues Watch: Coast Guard rescues a desperate dog paddling alone in the middle of a 1,200-square-mile lagoon Carla Sinclair

ice paddling Video: In Winnipeg, you apparently don't need water to paddle a boat Carla Sinclair