utah Utah official pulls down teen's skirt in restaurant, arrested for sexual battery Mark Frauenfelder
politics Arizona State Senator in need of health care details the abuses legislated upon pregnant people Jason Weisberger
polls 42% of believers in conspiracy theory that Taylor Swift is a covert Biden op found out about it from the pollster asking them Rob Beschizza
censorship Alien's iconic facehugger design and the cute little sketch that started it all Mark Frauenfelder
politics "Dirty Don's" suspicious red spots could mean "Trump has syphilis, and even worse, syphilis has Trump" — Jimmy Kimmel Mark Frauenfelder
smuggling Syringes filled with vaginal tightening gel intercepted by US border patrol David Pescovitz
beer Polish beer company is brewing "Yoni" beer, made with the vaginal bacteria of "goddesses" Jennifer Sandlin
law Funeral home manager "knew something wasn't right" after receiving decapitated baby from hospital Rob Beschizza
sickos in charge Workers must wear genital-matching clothes or face termination, says Texas AG commissioner Carla Sinclair