A gentleman in Seattle was irate on Tuesday when he heard how much his drive-thru coffee was going to cost. So instead of either paying or returning the coffee and driving away, he argued, threatened her, and then threw his coffee at the server in the window. — Read the rest

This gentleman discovered a cool trick when lighting his sock on fire for fun.

Instead of catching on fire in one spot, a ring of fire rapidly passes over the sock (which is still on his foot), and disappears before it can actually burn him. — Read the rest

Joel Strasser made a World Record when he stuck 600 BBQ skewers into his beard. I must say I'm amazed by the amount of skewers this gentleman's beard is able to carry. 

The mass of skewers is even bigger than his head. — Read the rest

Rather than get into a full-blown Karen confrontation over a careless driver's bad parking job, one gentleman blows off steam with a passively aggressive sense of humor.

Prepared with a deck of laminated orange cards that shame and scold so that he doesn't have to, he simply slips one under the rude car's windshield wiper while the driver is away — and then snickers to himself for good measure. — Read the rest

Seyyed Amir Razavi, 30, came up with a unique method for marketing his services as either (both?) a cocaine dealer or a chauffeur in Calgary, Canada. He reportedly posted up outside a casino and handed out his business card with small baggies of blow stapled to them. — Read the rest

In this video clip shared on Twitter, we find ourselves at a genteel garden party transformed into a theater of the absurd as a guest gets stuck in a clay plot.

A young man an expensive sweater is half-emerged from a large clay pot rocking on the ground. — Read the rest

A "despicable" man was caught vaping in his seat on a domestic Jetstar flight in Australia, and took offense when flight attendants told him to stop.

In fact, the 52-year-old gentleman became surly, allegedly arguing with the cabin crew for telling him what to do. — Read the rest

Of all the cars in Los Angeles, a gentleman with a dog decided to steal a golf cart, reportedly pulling a knife on its owner to get it. He then proceeded to lead police on a 12-mile, slow-speed chase from the valley's Tarzana to Valley Glen, avoiding several spike strips along the way, according to CBS' John Schreiber. — Read the rest

When I was a teenager living in Boulder, Colorado, I used to work at a comic book store called Mile High Comics. It was later sold and renamed Time Warp Comics. So, when news came out that someone had been arrested on suspicion of breaking into the store and stealing $13,000 worth of comics, a few of my Boulder friends told me about it. — Read the rest

In 1849, a young man got his penis stuck in a bottle after using it to urinate into. The bottle contained potassium and naphtha. The potassium's reaction caused a vacuum, trapping his penis and causing it to swell. A surgeon eventually freed the penis by breaking the bottle, relieving the pain and ending the bizarre predicament. — Read the rest

Fate had the last laugh when Florida's own "Joker" was arrested a day after he was released from serving a 9-year-prison sentence.

In a statement, the Hernando County Sheriff's Office said authorities found 29-year-old Albert Lee "The Joker" Gardner's GPS tracking device in a 7-Eleven trash can. — Read the rest

When faced with a ChatGPT-equipped mannequin, this gentleman kicks its ass. Congratulations, Joe America, at least this time, we're attacking something we understand.

The questions have been asked, the answers are slightly better than "Ask Amy," and no one has time for ChatGPT anymore. — Read the rest

Stonefish are considered the most venomous fish in the world. With an excellent ability to camouflage in rocky or muddy shallow ocean floors, these fish sport 13 defensive venomous spines on their back, each of which is like a hypodermic needle attached to a sac of venom, ready to cause severe harm to those who come into contact with them. — Read the rest

These tiny knitted frogs (and other creatures, like badgers and bumblebees) by India Rose Crawford are so cute, I can hardly stand it. Crawford also makes tiny clothes and accessories for her creations, and then creates perfect little videos showing the frogs getting dressed—they're called "Get Ready with Frog"—and going about their days.  — Read the rest

A 64-year-old Kentucky man is accused of grabbing his gun and shooting his roommate in the ass over a Hot Pocket sandwich — or lack of said sangie, as it were. Apparently, the roommate had dared to eat the last "four cheese pizza" snack, which angered gun-owner Clifton Williams immensely. — Read the rest

The snail trail is a funny video involving a tiny animated gentleman riding on a live action snail. As an expert snail rider (yes, I'm a mere 3 cm tall), I sat here scoffing at the little man's lack of snail riding knowledge. — Read the rest

After a 47-year-old patient arrived at a Manhattan hospital for "observation," he decided he preferred the ambulance ride over the medical facility. So at 5am, when no one was paying attention, the gentleman ran back out to the ambulance that had taken him to Mount Sinai Morningside Hospital, found the keys still in the ignition, and took it for a spin. — Read the rest

A man in Washington State walked out of a Target wheeling a cart full of stolen goods. He was on a roll, as it was the second Target he had stolen from in one day. But when he approached his stolen car, he noticed a cop milling around. — Read the rest

When a Florida man was stopped by a cop and told to get out of his car, he did what any gentleman in the Sunshine State would do and, allegedly, trapped two officers in his car. He then proceeded to drive toward a pole before one of the cops took over the wheel — just in the nick of time. — Read the rest

This very stable genius has figured out how to end Russia's invasion of Ukraine. All that needs to happen is for Trump to get on the phone and tell Putin to "knock it off." Problem solved.

Good Liars
Trump says he can pick up the phone and end this thing in 24 hours.