For those with a strong stomach, click here to read about Newhart's May 1 confrontation with police, which began outside the emergency exit door of Kid Rock's Big Ass Honky Tonk & Rock 'N' Roll Steakhouse in Nashville.
Bumble user Robert Chapman wanted to impress a potential match on the dating app, so he bragged about his latest accomplishment. "I did storm the capitol," the gentleman said one week after the Capitol insurrection, according to The Washington Post. — Read the rest
An upstate New York couple, Edward and Cheryl Patton, found used cups in their front yard for three years but couldn't catch the mysterious litterbug, even after installing a camera in their tree. Then their neighbors got on the case, suspecting an elderly gentleman driving a minivan. — Read the rest
Tracie and Myles Albert bought a house in Riverside, California in January 2020 fully expecting to move in. But for the last 14 months, the previous owner has refused to move out. The Alberts have been paying the mortgage for 14 months but were told by the Riverside Sheriff's department that they are forbidden to so much as step on the front lawn of their own home under penalty of trespassing. — Read the rest
With a face that may well visit your nightmares this evening, this 18th century monstrosity, affectionately named the "Old Gentleman" is the oldest surviving diving suit in the world. Made from leather and sewn together with wax thread helps give it the "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" look that the Finnish designer could not have imagined he or she would achieve 200 years later (This just in: A new "Massacre" sequel is coming in late 2021). — Read the rest
A gentleman delivering a DoorDash meal decided to eat it instead. Caught on a security camera, the Virgina man fishes around in the large to-go bag for quite a while until he finds what he's looking for: hash browns meant for a child. — Read the rest
While an Albanian gentleman was robbing somebody in Germany in 2012, he was tempted by some sausage that belonged to the victim and helped himself to a bite. Foolishly, the 30-year-old burglar left the rest of the wiener behind. Nine years later, his DNA has been matched to said wiener – mystery case solved. — Read the rest
A Frenchman was minding his own business while riding a bike between trolley tracks when a trolley sneaked up on him and rang a warning bell. He taught the trolley a lesson by breaking its windshield wipers.
An angry gentleman channels his inner Karen at a Trader Joe's in Texas when an employee won't let both his kids in without wearing masks. He, too, is unmasked, but is using the ol' Karen line of having a disability – which may or may not be true, but that is beside the point. — Read the rest
A gentleman sporting a red MAGA cap and droopy mask to protect his chin decided it was a good idea to skate in Central Park holding a huge Trump 2024 flag. But his stunt didn't last long. After initial boos by other skaters, someone finally tackles him – and his flag – to the ground to much applause. — Read the rest
A gentleman in Denmark shouted "Corona!" while purposely coughing at two police officers during a routine traffic stop. This was last March, when Denmark was in a strict Covid lockdown. Today he found out his clever gag landed him four months in prison. — Read the rest
A gentleman suspected to be carrying a gun led the LAPD on the weirdest car chase ever last night. Although car chases aren't uncommon in Southern California, this one was highly unusual: the man in pursuit was a very slow driver, teased the cops with starts and stops, and the chase lasted for more than six hours. — Read the rest
Adventure on the high seas! Watch this irate captain pilot his inflatable watercraft into a more substantiative vessel, then express astonishment and dismay that his diminutive dinghy sustained substantial damage. — Read the rest
"Paul Hinton (aka Banjo757) showing off his back yard ninja skills. Paul has been studying martial arts weaponry for almost forty years. He often mixes his martial arts with a little comedy, enjoy!" [Link]
This real life ninja turtle gentleman lives in Greenville, SC, and the video was captured in 2019. — Read the rest
A gentleman at the Gipsoteca Museum in Possagno, Italy reclined on a 200-year-old statue to pose for a photo and accidentally broke three toes off the figure. He walked away but police nabbed him because museum visitors are required to provide their personal information for COVID-19 contact tracing if necessary. — Read the rest
Police charged this 30-year-old gentleman for allegedly trespassing at Australia's Sydney Zoo, stripping to his underwear, and diving into the big aquarium. His brilliant buddies recorded the hijinks and shared it on social media, helping police nab the suspect.
According to 9News, "the Peakhurst man was issued a court attendance notice for behaving in an offensive manner, entering enclosed non-agricultural lands and interfering with business, and opening, entering or damaging an animal enclosure."