911 Woman finds intruder asleep on her sofa, 911 operator suggests waking him David Pescovitz

911 is a joke Man arrested for repeatedly calling 911 to report that he's "tired" David Pescovitz

cicadas Please stop calling 911 about cicadas David Pescovitz

decapitated Decapitated store mannequin washes up on Florida beach, horrifying onlookers Kevin Reome

dumb Police: Don't call 911 when you run out of toilet paper David Pescovitz

cries at dog food commericals One of the CIA's waterboarding torturers called himself "The Preacher" and shouted religious nonsense while performing executions Cory Doctorow

domestic abuse Smart 911 operator realizes a caller asking for a pizza is reporting domestic abuse Mark Frauenfelder

facebook for frightened people Amazon's secret deals with local cops give them access to realtime 911 data for use in scary alerts sent to Ring owners Cory Doctorow

9-11 Watch: Jon Stewart breaks down while advocating for 9-11 first responders, at Congress hearing Xeni Jardin

Criminal mastermind Burglar breaks into escape room but can't break out Séamus Bellamy

Bless his heart 5-year-old boy calls 911 to rat out the Grinch stealing Christmas, ends in arrest Rusty Blazenhoff

911 Photo of New York City from space on September 11, 2001 David Pescovitz

september 11 Congress makes public long-secret 28 pages of 9/11 report that detail possible Saudi link to Al Qaeda hijackers Xeni Jardin

turkeys 911 call from NJ postmaster: "I have a carrier that's being attacked by wild turkeys" Mark Frauenfelder

muslims NYC to assign civilian to monitor NYPD counterterrorism Xeni Jardin