Hot Dog Rice Krispie Treats are the perfect food for Summer 2020

Everything is awful in this hellscape reality so you may as well enjoy some mustard, relish, and processed meatstuff with your marshmallow-lathered cereal.

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This stuff is called "I Think It Tastes Like Butter"

Here's another one to add to the gallery of off-label fake butter brands.

I sure hope so

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Gallery of off-label fake butter brands

These margarines are for people who really, really want to eat butter, but not enough to eat it:

I refuse to believe that that is mainly emulsified vegetable oil and water.

Move over butter! Make way for the cow rolling a big white sphere of grease across the pasture.

If you spread this on your body, you will Taste Like Butter.

Anger issues.

And you are right -- it's "butter."

Is it butter? We're not sure ourselves.

"Before our scientific magicians poisoned the water... polluted the soil. Decimated plant and animal life. Why, in my day, you could buy meat anywhere. Eggs. They had real butter. Fresh lettuce in the stores."

"I know, Sol. You told me before."

"How can anything survive in a climate like this? A heat wave all year long. A greenhouse effect. Everything is burning up."

Okay, wise guy. Eat some Soylent Green and calm down."

Could it be butter? We were drinking when we made it, so we can't remember.

You'd think it was butter. But we know better.

Finally, truth in advertising. Too bad this tub of fake butter is fake.

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The Eggo you wanna l'Eggo: A frozen Sausage, Egg and Cheese Breakfast Sandwich, reviewed (F)

The sad, misguided former heroes who make Eggo brand frozen waffles took a left turn and ruined it all. I recently tried their Sausage, Egg and Cheese Breakfast Sandwich and lived to regret it. Read the rest