memes NFT ape holders can actually use multiple NFT slurp juices, and also might be racist Thom Dunn

ducks Cook's books "Ducks: And How To Make Them Pay" not about revenge Thom Dunn

police We regret to inform you the Adorable Irma Cop is racist Rob Beschizza

politics In UK election campaign, Nigel Farage lasted nearly a week without saying anything racist about the Prime Minister Rob Beschizza

nigel farage Milkshake thrown in Nigel Farage's face Natalie Dressed

Chef creates milkshakes out of anything and everything Grant St. Clair

"I don't even see our American flag anymore!" — Sobbing MAGA woman begs Trump to save her Mark Frauenfelder

tabloids Scientology's secrets, Kardashian brain damage, and Chinese bioweapons in last week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

gross Man claims Grubhub delivered him a cup of urine instead of the milkshake he ordered David Pescovitz

Science 23andMe to sell DNA records to drug company Rob Beschizza

ice cream Visit Silver Lake and drown your sorrows in Creamo's delicious vegan ice cream and donuts Jennifer Sandlin

privacy The FBI has the DNA profiles of 21.7 million people Rob Beschizza

frugals A dirty ice cream machine at a burger joint in Washington kills 3 people, hospitalizes 6 others Carla Sinclair

asmr Old Time Hawkey's ASMR videos highlight simple joys like bonfire cooking and camping Jennifer Sandlin

AI Sarah Silverman and other artists sue over AI tools trained on their work Rob Beschizza

horror The Grimace Shake has inspired a new sub-genre of cosmic horror Thom Dunn

Roadside Attractions Alamogordo, New Mexico is home to a 30-foot-tall pistachio Jennifer Sandlin

tabloids A paranoid prince, proof of UFOs, and a panicked Trump in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

Games McDonald's releases new game for old console: Grimace's Birthday, on Game Boy Color Rob Beschizza

out-of-touch Fox reporters Fox anchor makes on-air apology after fat-shaming Chris Christie (video) Carla Sinclair