memes NFT ape holders can actually use multiple NFT slurp juices, and also might be racist Thom Dunn

ducks Cook's books "Ducks: And How To Make Them Pay" not about revenge Thom Dunn

police We regret to inform you the Adorable Irma Cop is racist Rob Beschizza

privacy The FBI has the DNA profiles of 21.7 million people Rob Beschizza

frugals A dirty ice cream machine at a burger joint in Washington kills 3 people, hospitalizes 6 others Carla Sinclair

asmr Old Time Hawkey's ASMR videos highlight simple joys like bonfire cooking and camping Jennifer Sandlin

AI Sarah Silverman and other artists sue over AI tools trained on their work Rob Beschizza

horror The Grimace Shake has inspired a new sub-genre of cosmic horror Thom Dunn

Roadside Attractions Alamogordo, New Mexico is home to a 30-foot-tall pistachio Jennifer Sandlin

tabloids A paranoid prince, proof of UFOs, and a panicked Trump in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

Games McDonald's releases new game for old console: Grimace's Birthday, on Game Boy Color Rob Beschizza

out-of-touch Fox reporters Fox anchor makes on-air apology after fat-shaming Chris Christie (video) Carla Sinclair

Food The weird and wonderful Kit Kat flavors you never knew existed Grant St. Clair

Devon Maid TikTok The Devon Maid is walking again! Jennifer Sandlin

arby's Arby's manager accused of peeing into milkshake mix — might have made up to 40 shakes with it Carla Sinclair

skateboarding Watch this 40-year-old BBC video of a skateboarding duck Thom Dunn

Vaccine mandates Influencer pig comes out as anti-vaxx Annie Rauwerda

Cryptozoology McDonald's manager explains that Grimace is "a taste bud" Clive Thompson

lawsuits Shake Shack manager sues cops who falsely claimed to be served poisoned shakes Rob Beschizza