monkeys Watch monkeys sit on a man's lap, and then rub onions all over themselves Jennifer Sandlin

Cooking How Michelin star restaurants cut their onions David Pescovitz

healthcare Throw out your onions Rob Beschizza

cereal Kellogg's is releasing Green Onion-flavored Chex, and the commercial is absolutely bonkers Thom Dunn

music When Ringo Starr and The Monkees pitched pizza together (video) David Pescovitz

Cooking Enjoy some gumbo today to celebrate National Gumbo Day! Jennifer Sandlin

tabloids Testicles in a jar (and China's invasion of America) in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

grimace Zuckerberg's high-performance diet: a good time for the great taste of McDonald's Jason Weisberger

penis These Lithuanian penis-flavored potato chips can be yours for just $7 Thom Dunn

Food Danny Trejo, aka "Uncle Machete" says it's ok to share food with your dog; Here are some specifics about what your dog should and should not eat Jennifer Sandlin

gardening Things I have done right, and wrong, in the garden this year Jason Weisberger

breakfast Watch a teeny tiny miniature american breakfeast get cooked Popkin

pickles Pickle pizza being tested at a sole Pizza Hut in NYC Rusty Blazenhoff

Boing Boing Gadgets These stellar Japanese knives make dicing, slicing, and chopping extra fun Boing Boing's Shop

vinyl Crynyl: rock band Fall Out Boy releases new vinyl infused with their own tears Rusty Blazenhoff

fast food This is the weird regal history of White Castle hamburgers (Video) David Pescovitz

waste not want not Have you ever eaten banana peels? Jennifer Sandlin

Real things that actually exist Pus*y-flavored kettle chips Rusty Blazenhoff

kokumi Kokumi: The sixth-ish taste that adds richness and depth to savory foods Andrew Yi

music "Nepo Babies" and "industry plants" in the music industry Devin Nealy