bicycle Sure, why not? Here's the wheel-less bike an engineer made Rusty Blazenhoff

Real things you can actually buy This isn't a gas can — it's a purse Rusty Blazenhoff

jellyfish New study: tiny brainless jellyfish somehow capable of forming of memories Thom Dunn

Green River My favorite Chicago-style delicacy: The Italian Beef Jason Weisberger

video games Payday 3 studio head issues formal apology for game's rocky launch Grant St. Clair

unfit for office Lustful Donald Trump signs woman's chest in crowded bar (video) Carla Sinclair

military Debris of missing F-35 jet found Rob Beschizza

planes F-35 jet missing after pilot ejects Rob Beschizza

education Diversity is for show; Harvard study shows Harvard is for rich people Jason Weisberger

poop DUMPkin Spice Wet Wipes will make your butt smell like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, if that's a thing you want Thom Dunn

animals This three-legged bear broke into a home and chugged three White Claws (video) David Pescovitz

military US to send bullets laced with depleted uranium to Ukraine Thom Dunn

florida Florida issues storm evacuations while drivers are warned not to start cars after fuel mix-up Carla Sinclair

scams Inkjet cartidges have only 3ml of ink in them, resulting in 45c per page printing cost Rob Beschizza

movies Iconic Spider-Man 2 train scene recreated in Thomas the Tank Engine style Grant St. Clair

Boing Boing Gadgets This teeny-tiny portable record player proves bigger definitely isn't always better Boing Boing's Shop

drm HP covers printer's USB port with warning sticker to make sure you don't go right ahead and use it Rob Beschizza

embarrassing reboots The new Ron DeSantis swaps the word 'woke' for 'narrative' and utters it over — and over — and over again (video) Carla Sinclair

Boing Boing Gadgets Take your favorite vinyls on the go with this portable record player, now under $90 Boing Boing's Shop

lost and found Surfer finds lost 52-year-old Rolex underwater, returns the still-ticking watch to original owner Rusty Blazenhoff