police Police called to school over stolen juice box David Pescovitz

politics Who the hell is running the White House Twitter account? Grant St. Clair

politics Gavin Newsom's new podcast is political suicide (video) Jason Weisberger

Funny Geese show care and concern when human friend pretends to faint Popkin

Science That city-killing space rock now has even better odds of ruining everyone's day by instantly vaporizing them Ellsworth Toohey

hot at 83 Martha Stewart gets "in the nude" in titillating new MAC ad, and her fans eat it up (video) Carla Sinclair

animal ASMR Animals in an adorable munching montage Jennifer Sandlin

World War II How WWII sailors made torpedo juice from weapon fuel Ellsworth Toohey

Delightful Creatures Can California's carnivorous squirrels be stopped? It is too soon to know. Jason Weisberger

privacy Your air fryer may be spying on you Rob Beschizza

NASA Ceres may be an "ocean world" only 18 months from home Rob Beschizza

mistakes Toilet paper buying panic recommences as dockworkers strike Rob Beschizza

hankerings An 8-year-old girl wanted a Frappuccino — so she drove a car 13 miles to get one Carla Sinclair

politics Weird MAGA is the meme of the hour Rob Beschizza

greed Is this a water fountain or a torture device? Thanks, Sodastream! Mark Frauenfelder

maga Miracle MAGA water provides instant freedom with every sip Ellsworth Toohey

Games THE CRUSH HOUSE is a new thirst-person shooter where you shoot a trashy reality show Thom Dunn

Technology Reviewer says Carl's Jr.'s new AI drive-thru system made him feel "sad" Mark Frauenfelder

tinder IDF soldiers using selfies from Gaza on Tinder Natalie Dressed

mistakes Don't buy the $1.99 tape measure at Harbor Freight Rob Beschizza