family The weirdest bumbling cat burglar movie of all time Jason Weisberger

Games Winlator: run Windows apps on Android Rob Beschizza

music Watch 22-year-old Ozzy Osbourne and Black Sabbath's blistering performance of War Pigs (1970) Allan Rose Hill

music "Weird Al" Yankovic's new video: Polkamania! Ruben Bolling

Technology Hacker defies the odds, unlocks $3 million Bitcoin wallet locked since 2013 Mark Frauenfelder

gouging French supermarket giant Carrefour removes Pepsi, Doritos and Quaker cereals from shelves over "unacceptable price increases" Rob Beschizza

tabloids King Charles robs the dead in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

half-eaten bananas Italy's far-right Prime Minister dumps her boyfriend to distance herself from his constant sexist comments Rob Beschizza

Delightful Creatures Pup gives the biggest smile known to dogkind when he hears the word "cheese!" (video) Carla Sinclair

Postmodern Jukebox Watch this Roy Orbison-esque version of the Pixies' "Where is My Mind?" Jennifer Sandlin

mistakes German tourists topple $200,000 Italian statue, flee the country Mark Frauenfelder

werner herzog The curious history of the dancing chicken in Werner Herzog's 1977 film Stroszek Jennifer Sandlin

lucky breaks Teenager who stormed the Capitol on Jan. 6 sentenced to 1 year in prison (he got off easy due to age and remorse) Carla Sinclair

film criticism The top films of 2023, thus far Greg Nussen

george santos George Santos confesses to theft in Brazil, must pay fines and restitution Mark Frauenfelder

philosophy "Theoretical Puppets" use puppets of Deleuze and Foucault to discuss social theory and philosophy Jennifer Sandlin

tabloids The coming alien invasion and a sweet-smelling Kardashian vagina in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

movies Think Salma Hayek's breakout hit was Desperado? Watch Midaq Alley Elías Villoro

hip hop Hip-hop septuagenarians Pete & Bas know how to party on Christmas Rusty Blazenhoff