Science Spider species 'Hotwheels Sisyphus' named for genitalia Jennifer Sandlin

snakes The snake clitoris has finally been found Thom Dunn

boat trouble Cargo ship stuck in Suez canal took a route that resembles genitalia Kevin Reome

crime Florida man arrested after "sexual performance" with vacuum cleaner Rob Beschizza

tourons American gets stuck in giant German vagina, rescued by 22 baffled firefighters Jason Weisberger

adorable animals The only male marsupial with a pouch uses it to "tuck his junk" Jennifer Sandlin

art Cock fight: professors dispute Bayeux Tapestry penis count Rob Beschizza

flying the unfriendly skies Pilot yanks constipated United passenger out of bathroom, exposing him with pants down, says lawsuit Carla Sinclair

protest Teslas vandalized nationally as angry protest grows Jason Weisberger

politics Fox cuts away from Guilfoyle's RNC speech to a dog interview Jason Weisberger

law Drag artist wins defamation case against right-wing blogger who falsely claimed he flashed children Rob Beschizza

statues Wote Street Willy is a statue widely mistaken for a private part Popkin

book banning Texas school district fires 8th grade teacher for assigning Anne Frank's Diary Carla Sinclair

politics According to Pizzagate conspiracy theorists, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on Pizza Hut boxes are encouraging Satanic ritual abuse Jennifer Sandlin

Extraterrestrials Uri Geller explains how grey alien vaginas work Thom Dunn

Science This 42,000-year-old penis pendant is the oldest phallic art ever discovered David Pescovitz

Junior Trump Junior fabricates reality, says "purple-haired freak teachers" are encouraging three-year-olds to "mutilate their genitalia" Mark Frauenfelder

art Nun's "luck-bringing" vulva sculpture becomes beacon for followers Mark Frauenfelder

healthcare Can you achieve the perfect scrotum? Matt Muir

Weird Texas police investigating bizarre and mysterious cattle mutilations David Pescovitz