poor billionaires Donald Trump hits rock bottom as Junior desperately begs: "Even $1 will go a long way" (video) Carla Sinclair

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MAGA madness Junior attacks Speaker Johnson and all Republican leaders: "They are not our friends" Carla Sinclair

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Junior Trump Junior fabricates reality, says "purple-haired freak teachers" are encouraging three-year-olds to "mutilate their genitalia" Mark Frauenfelder

Junior Trump Jr. attacked on Twitter after his idiot tweet that questions Vindman's heroism Carla Sinclair

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Mr. Brain Worms and Orangey McOrangeface desperately cling to one another Ellsworth Toohey

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donald trump Trump derailed by Cheerios at press conference: "I'm going to take some of them back to my cottage and have a lot of fun"  Ellsworth Toohey

politics RFKjr recalls that time he dumped a dead bear in Central Park Jason Weisberger

politics Bolivian hand-waving powder? Don Jr's energetic gesticulation Jason Weisberger

politics Don Junior tries to help his daddy Jason Weisberger

politics Fox cuts away from Guilfoyle's RNC speech to a dog interview Jason Weisberger

sharks 14-year-old boy at Florida lifeguard camp needs to be rescued after a shark bites his leg Carla Sinclair

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