poor billionaires Donald Trump hits rock bottom as Junior desperately begs: "Even $1 will go a long way" (video) Carla Sinclair
Unhinged Congress folk Marjorie Taylor Greene goes berserk: "Republican party wants to … stab Americans in the face!" (video) Carla Sinclair
MAGA madness Junior attacks Speaker Johnson and all Republican leaders: "They are not our friends" Carla Sinclair
donald trump jr Former Fox News head: "Donald Junior is a pathetic, low IQ oaf, who spews ridiculous lies to please daddy" Mark Frauenfelder
Junior Trump Junior fabricates reality, says "purple-haired freak teachers" are encouraging three-year-olds to "mutilate their genitalia" Mark Frauenfelder
Junior Trump Jr. attacked on Twitter after his idiot tweet that questions Vindman's heroism Carla Sinclair
music Enjoy a 1984 junior high school chorus's moody cover of "Total Eclipse of the Heart (Turn Around)" Allan Rose Hill
laughing stocks Karoline Leavitt is ridiculed for egg-price flub, sparking "Grocery Pump" Bluesky account Carla Sinclair
politics Matt Gaetz ethics report concludes he "had sex" with minor, abused drugs, accepted luxury gifts Rob Beschizza
Entertainment Bad writing becomes an art form in annual contest for world's worst prose Ellsworth Toohey
politics Panic mode: Gaetz flees AG nom seconds after CNN threatens to expose teen scandal Ellsworth Toohey
mad kingdoms Junior and Trump just set impossible Cabinet requirement: Looking for people "who don't think they know better" (video) Carla Sinclair
