poor billionaires Donald Trump hits rock bottom as Junior desperately begs: "Even $1 will go a long way" (video) Carla Sinclair

Unhinged Congress folk Marjorie Taylor Greene goes berserk: "Republican party wants to … stab Americans in the face!" (video) Carla Sinclair

MAGA madness Junior attacks Speaker Johnson and all Republican leaders: "They are not our friends" Carla Sinclair

donald trump jr Former Fox News head: "Donald Junior is a pathetic, low IQ oaf, who spews ridiculous lies to please daddy" Mark Frauenfelder

trump Don Jr's knowledge of Russian history is also not accurate Jason Weisberger

maga Trump Jr. baffles with nonsensical diatribe in street interview Mark Frauenfelder

Junior Trump Junior fabricates reality, says "purple-haired freak teachers" are encouraging three-year-olds to "mutilate their genitalia" Mark Frauenfelder

Junior Trump Jr. attacked on Twitter after his idiot tweet that questions Vindman's heroism Carla Sinclair

Senator Fetterman sets record for missed votes as staff scrambles to locate him Ellsworth Toohey

Trump Jr launches $500k sleaze club while daddy hawks crypto tokens for access Ellsworth Toohey

music Enjoy a 1984 junior high school chorus's moody cover of "Total Eclipse of the Heart (Turn Around)" Allan Rose Hill

British junior health minister fired over racist and sexist messages Rob Beschizza

laughing stocks Karoline Leavitt is ridiculed for egg-price flub, sparking "Grocery Pump" Bluesky account Carla Sinclair

mistakes Wine-swigging swimming teacher banned Rob Beschizza

politics Gruppen­führer Musk offers the traditional salute Jason Weisberger

politics Don Jr wishes he could skip daddy's NYE party Jason Weisberger

politics Matt Gaetz ethics report concludes he "had sex" with minor, abused drugs, accepted luxury gifts Rob Beschizza

Entertainment Bad writing becomes an art form in annual contest for world's worst prose Ellsworth Toohey

politics Panic mode: Gaetz flees AG nom seconds after CNN threatens to expose teen scandal Ellsworth Toohey

politics Junior Trump's mysterious pocket-to-mouth moment steals SpaceX spotlight Ellsworth Toohey