America Send your 5-year-old to Chick-fil-A summer camp to learn how to "take a guest order" and "box" their "own nuggets" Jennifer Sandlin
immigration The six bridge workers who perished were not "poisoning the blood of our country, they were replenishing it" Yoy Luadha
russia Canadian parents who wanted to raise their 8 kids with "traditional values" moved to Russia. Wife now says, "I'm ready to jump on a plane and get out of here." Mark Frauenfelder
canada Carlson's bizarre Canada rant: "I watched when Montreal was cleansed of its Anglo legacy" Mark Frauenfelder
pride The New York Times called out for editorial bias about transgender, non-binary, and gender non-conforming people by its own writers Jason Weisberger
mass shootings Cops are harassing the Uvalde mom who pulled her kids out of school during massacre, says her lawyer Carla Sinclair
music Bo Burnham welcomes us to the Internet in song (including lyrics so we can all join in!) David Pescovitz
dupe NY Post "reporter" resigns after being "ordered" to write fictional story about Kamala Harris Carla Sinclair
media New York Post reporter admits she was ordered to write false story about Kamala books being given to migrant kids Rob Beschizza
Martin Shkreli The weird romance between "PharmaBro" Martin Shkreli and the journalist who first broke the news about his bullshit Thom Dunn
politics Trump tweets he'll double down on DACA kids after Supreme Court loss, also 'FOX IS TERRIBLE!' Xeni Jardin
