How to: make up swears

The power of fuckbonnet, shitsquib, fuckstumbling, douchenozzle, Fuckface von Clownstick, shitwhistle, cockbucket, can be captured through a simple formula: the "pyrrhic foot" of a "familiar profanity compounded with a non-profane word of two unaccented syllables." Read the rest

Insult teacups for 'the lady who speaks her mind'

If not-so-subtly insulting guests is your cup of tea, then Miss Havisham's teacups are for you. Prices start at $60.

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