Flip flops that spell out "Impeach Trump" in sand

Perfect stocking stuffers: Impeach Trump flip flops ($25/pair).

What better way to decorate the beach than this call to action?

Frustrated by the State of our Union? Our Dumpster Fire line of sand imprinting flip flops provide a lasting impression (or at least until the tide comes in) Buy a pair for yourself or for a comrade in arms. Guaranteed to provide some foot stamping fun!

Same Etsy vendor, DumpsterFireFootwear, also sells "Fuck Trump" and "Tiny Hands/ Big Lies" flip flops. Read the rest

Sandal socks make you look like you're wearing Birkenstocks

It's debatable whether it's ok to wear sandals with socks but what about socks that look like you're wearing sandals? What's next, wearing sandal socks ($11/pair) with actual sandals? Whatever happens, can we please call these things "Birkensocks"?

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Fanny pack sandals

Nike's new "Benassi JDI Fanny Pack" slide sandals may be the perfect footwear to don while sporting another hybrid fashion choice, the shirt-shirt. Read the rest