porch pirates California man shocked to see a bag of trash waddle up to his porch — until it steals a package (video) Carla Sinclair
thievery gone awry Florida man tries to steal a plane, but crashes into a pole instead Carla Sinclair
crimes Shopkeeper uses "man catcher" Samurai weapon to fend off three robbers (video) David Pescovitz
flamboyant mistakes Masked gunman forgot to mask his colorful undies, leading to arrest (video) Carla Sinclair
dog power In bizarre robbery, bike thief lingers in garage to have loving chat with family dog (video) Carla Sinclair
accidents Man run over and killed while underneath a car, trying to steal a catalytic converter Carla Sinclair
theft Gentleman tries to steal a couple of phones, embarrasses himself instead (video) Carla Sinclair
thieves Two idiots steal ATM, then accidentally set their car on fire while trying to grab the loot (video) Carla Sinclair
crimes In San Francisco, thieves are now stealing catalytic converters from police cars David Pescovitz
television Thief seeks witch doctor's assistance after TV set he swiped got stuck on his head David Pescovitz
crimes Mountain of stolen bikes in man's backyard visible on Google Earth satellite image David Pescovitz
crimes Watch this idiot steal a phone from a livestreaming journalist and broadcast his face to 20,000 viewers David Pescovitz