grand theft body Someone in Russia tried to steal a bunch of cryogenically-frozen human brains Thom Dunn

shopping carts Safeway supermarket in San Francisco reports 160 shopping carts stolen in last month David Pescovitz

theft Watch this brazen Walgreens shoplifter fill a garbage bag with stolen stuff and ride a bike out the door David Pescovitz

frans hals $10 million painting is stolen for the third time since 1988 Clive Thompson

civil asset forfeiture US Police have stolen $68 billion in the past 20 years from American citizens without due process Thom Dunn

bro Diabolical ice cream theft Kevin Reome

toner Austin Library employee accused of stealing more than $1 million worth of printer toner David Pescovitz

trucking Someone stole $230,000 worth of beef and 7 hot tubs David Pescovitz

have you seen this painting? How to find a stolen Van Gogh David Pescovitz

theft Watch a suspected thief instantly discouraged by a fun DIY crime deterrent David Pescovitz

theft Cops ask hearse thieves: please return the body in the casket, at least Mark Frauenfelder

alarm A motorcycle alarm that goes off when someone attempts to remove your cover Jason Weisberger

underground economy Woman busted for allegedly running "the QVC of stolen clothes" David Pescovitz

co-founder Technology company co-founder reports car stolen to avoid mechanic's bill Jason Weisberger

caliban books Newton's Principia Mathematica, George Washington's journal: archivist stole $8m worth of rare books from Pittsburgh's Carnegie Library Cory Doctorow

theft Mystery of the vanishing bird seed solved Rob Beschizza

bad timing Tip: Don't shoplift when store is holding 'Shop With A Cop' event David Pescovitz

theft Porch thief collared Rob Beschizza

Doing God's work Porch pirates sprayed with glitter and fart smell after opening fake package booby traps Rusty Blazenhoff

Jersey City Cops are using GPS and doorbell cameras to catch package thieves Séamus Bellamy