frozen vegetables Donald Trump complains of "icebox" at courthouse again, then immediately falls into frozen slumber (video) Carla Sinclair
barnacles Donald Trump suffers from a case of "the ick" with Kari Lake — tries to nudge her away from Mar-a-Lago Carla Sinclair
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zombies Tired Trump sleepwalks out of the courtroom, smacks his lips, and calls his trial "breathtaking" (video) Carla Sinclair
MAGA logic Justice Alito bizarrely worries that if we prosecute presidents who try to end democracy, we will end our democracy (video) Carla Sinclair
stable genii Stable genius Lara Trump just informed us that the U.S. actually has 81 states (video) Carla Sinclair
The United States vs MAGA Union releases scathing ad warning voters against "very very dangerous" Donald Trump (video) Carla Sinclair
Humiliation Sad Donald Trump cries about barricade to explain why nobody shows up to support him at trial (video) Carla Sinclair
politics Jesse Watters bemoans "cruel" punishment of forcing Trump to sit in court: "he needs sunlight" Mark Frauenfelder
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