The Beastie Boys' Ad-Rock designed a shoe whose profits will go to Planned Parenthood

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Vegan shoe company Keep's $97 Ramos midtop sneaker was designed by Adam "Ad-Rock" Horovitz, and will ship in February, with all proceeds going to Planned Parenthood, a vital woman's health organization under sustained assault from Republicans, who use lies about the rare abortions the organization performs to enrage and focus its low-information base, without any regard for the millions of women who rely on PP for basic health services (and the much smaller number who use PP for abortion). Read the rest

Atheist shoes experience a miraculous transformation

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Atheist Shoes (previously), the stylish German shoes whose souls soles bear atheist messages ("Ich Bin Atheist") are getting ready to relaunch with a tweaked new design called DAS SNEAKER, which sports more cushioning and thinner soles for greater flexibility, as well as a retro turn-up toe. Read the rest

"Bring Back Weird Epcot" and other unofficial retro Disney World tees

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Foxxfur, proprietress of the outstanding Passport to Dreams Old and New Disney themepark design critique blog (previously) has opened a t-shirt store featuring designs celebrating the lost, lamented design-flourishes that lurked in the corners of early Walt Disney World: the crowning glory of the store is this Bring Back Weird Epcot tee that really tells it like it is. Read the rest

Next-level animal/crotch power underwear: the skin-tight, full-body wolf onesie

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If the rush of masculine energy conferred by wearing 3D eagle underwear has faded, you can renew it with the full-print wolf bodysuit that accentuates and subtly emphasizes the snoutal region. (via Crazy Abalone) Read the rest

Reviving the GWB-era American Apology shirt for the Trump era

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Remember the GW Bush years, when Americans abroad sported this tee: ""I'm sorry my president is an idiot. I didn't vote for him" (with the message in five languages)? Read the rest

Wesley Crusher bomber jacket and Star Trek patches bomber

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Thinkgeek's new Her Universe Star Trek collection includes a couple of standout pieces: first, the Wesley Crusher bomber with embroidered "Crusher" over the breast and the three-stripe sleeve piping; second, the Patches Paige bomber with Trekkie embroidery and a selection of Starfleet Academy patches. Read the rest

Unusual but colorful pouch

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The $10 "Compact Bags" offered by U-Shark come in dark blue, green, white, black, and rainbow. The rainbow one has an usual shape; can't quite figure out the utility of it, but I think it might be so you can have a stack of coins in your pouch without cash sloshing around inside the main compartment. Read the rest

Eyeball nipple tassles

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Just the thing to pair with a Cthulhu ski-mask and a studded skull/eyeball bowtie for a bit of trypophic dress-up fun! It's $28 from Etsy seller Talulahblueburlesque of Leicester, England. (Thanks, Alice!) Read the rest

Cthulhu ski masks

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With more than a hundred positive reviews, Amurleopard's $4.23 Cthulhu ski mask seems to represent a kind of triumph in a narrow but important niche. Order now and get it in time to wear to the post-election unrest! (via Interesting Finds) Read the rest

It's a studded hairbow, with an eyeball, with a skull

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Need I say more? (via Punk Fashion) Read the rest

Actually make America great again by wearing 3D Eagle Crotch underwear

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3D Wolf Crotch Underwear makes your man "sexy and wild," but does it honor the founding principles and ideals of the Union? No, it does not. Fortunately, there is also 3D Eagle Crotch Underwear, allowing you to bring justice and the American Way with you wherever you tread.

Wear it to work, to school, or to court... or (caution: true Americans only!) to the polls, augmented only with the Stars and Stripes, draped majestically across your shoulders.

Best of all, they're only $3.95 a pair: as cheap as a drive-in movie theater hot dog, and guaranteed to contain more m—O.K. I'll get my coat. Read the rest

Kickstarting Reflectacles: super-reflective glasses-frames that look amazing

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Scott Urban's new Reflectacles glasses are Ray Ban-style frames that are embedded with the kind of retroreflective cat-eye materials used for highway markers, making them reflective at 500 yards at night, and nearly that visible by day. He's kickstarting them at an astoundingly cheap $85/pair, in seven colors.

Wolf Head crotch underwear "make man looks sexy and wild"

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Behold! There is an entire range of Wolf Head Crotch Underwear for gentlemen. They "make man looks sexy and wild" and can be yours for as little as five American dollars.

3D wolf pattern print underwear make man looks sexy and wild • the wide waist design make man comfortable no tight feeling • U convex design, large space and breathable • High quality material and great handwork, perfect gift to boyfriend or husband

Here's a pack of three "Sexy Hipster Wolf Animals", available in several different wolves. [Amazon, via Dangerous Minds]

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Heaven's Gate Away Team Patch

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After a recent update on the surviving members of the Heaven's Gate cult and their ongoing maintenance of its now-fashionably anachronistic website, (previously) I checked again and found that the Heaven's Gate "Away Team" patches are finally available again for purchase.

The only pair of Nike Decades currently on offer, though, is from someone on eBay who wants $6,600 for a pair. Read the rest

How to: Poop Emoji hairdo

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💩 (via JWZ) Read the rest

Caped Wonder Woman onesie

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Though the Dawn of Justice movie was a disappointment, the $45 Wonder Woman Dawn of Justice onesie (with cape!) (and gold foil tiara on the hood!) is not a bad consolation prize (and the cape zips off). Read the rest

Dickhead's anti-yoga-pants letter to the editor sparks yoga-pants-parade

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Rhode Island dickhead Alan Sorrentino wrote a letter to the editor of the East Bay RI, the local paper of record, chastizing women over 20 for wearing yoga pants in public because they lack the "benefit of nature's blessing of youth" and thus "on mature, adult women there is something bizarre and disturbing about the appearance they make in public." Read the rest

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