Fantastic search engine for matching Simpsons quotes and screenshots!

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Frinkiac allows you to type in a quote from The Simpsons and it'll find the matching stills from a database of 3 million screen caps. I expect that its creators will be acquihired soon by Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net.

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Toy mice terrorize sleeping cat

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images from @mimo (via Laughing Squid)

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Watch two guys disguised as one person sneak into movie theater!

Bo and Matthew, "two best friends, achieve lifelong dream of sneaking into a movie theatre in one set of clothing." So fun!

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Slipstick funnies: in case of power-outage...

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Rodney sez, "Wayne Pollock, a Computer Science instructor at Hillsborough Community College (FL), has this on his office wall. He says, 'I had that idea years ago, and my dad made the darn thing one year as a gift.'" Read the rest

"The Chickening," a deeply weird remix of The Shining

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The Chickening, directed by Nick DenBoer and Davy Force:

It is a theatrical trailer for a fictional film in which Stanley Kubrick’s classic film T​he Shining​has been artfully transformed into a new, poultry­infused comedy adventure by digitally altering the film to create a new narrative. This new style of filmmaking is a hilarious collision of classic films with modern day visual effects; “Cinegraffiti” — the ultimate neo­nostalgic visual feast for this digital age.

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What is the difference between USA and USB?

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What is the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all of your devices and accesses the data, the other is a hardware standard.

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Trumpscript: a programming language based on the rhetorical tactics of Donald Trump

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Trumpscript -- a python variant -- only allows numbers over 1,000,000; has no import statements (all declarations must be homegrown); only has integers because floating-point numbers are un-American (America never does anything halfway); only allows popular words and the names of politicians as variable names; limits error messages to direct Trump quotes; and requires that all programs end with "America is great." Read the rest

Oregon's domestic terrorists just got 55 gal of lube to go with all those dildos

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In 2009, Indian women sent pink underwear to Shri Ram Sene, a right-wing, conservative Hindu organization that had promoted street-violence against women who were perceived as "immodest." Read the rest

Lost and lonely dildo on a conveyor belt

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“How could this happen to meeeee?”

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REVEALED: the trick behind magicians' baffling coin-vanishes

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The quickness of the hand deceives the eye. Read the rest

How to drink your morning coffee in Norway like a boss

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This dude makes Norway looks cold, but also cool.

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The Simpsons vs. Miami Vice and 1980s glitzy TV

From Sunday night's upcoming episode "Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles." Last week, our sister site "Doing Doing" was mentioned on the show, so you just know The Simpsons are still relevant!

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Watch Jerry Seinfeld do stand-up on The Late Show last night

Jerry Seinfeld does 5 minutes of hilarious stand-up last night on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. This guy needs a TV show!

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Harlem Globetrotters' Meadowlark Lemon, RIP

The world's most famous basketball prankster, George "Meadowlark" Lemon of the Harlem Globetrotters, has died at age 83. I was fortunate to see Meadowlark perform with the Globetrotters several times in the 1970s. He was not only a master of the ball, but also a delightful and hilarious performer whose joy was infectious. (CNN)

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Inspired Christmas baubles for a surveillance business-model Xmas

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Remember when Internet Person JWZ began to append sarcastic messages to the "This building monitored by CCTV" sign that appeared without warning in his lobby ("FEAR THE UNKNOWN - MONSTERS ARE REAL" "DON'T SUSPECT YOUR NEIGHBOR: REPORT HIM!" "DRONE STRIKES AUTHORIZED 7PM - 5AM")? Eventually he got bored of it, but he's brought it back this Xmas, in Christmas Bauble form. Read the rest

How did Darth Vader know what Luke got for Christmas?

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He felt his presents.

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Watch the Star Wars casts sing "Stayin' Alive!"

"You know it's all right, it's ok, I'll live to see another day." (The Tonight Show)

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