crimes Man arrested for repeatedly calling 911 to report that he's "tired" David Pescovitz

law Vermont man charged with drunk driving in Canada thought he was in U.S. Rob Beschizza

Delightful Creatures A hilarious squirrel keeps spying on a woman through different windows of her house (video) Carla Sinclair

81-year-old retorts When a reporter mocks President Biden's age, Biden mocks him right back — into silence (video) Carla Sinclair

Delightful Creatures Older doggo tries her darndest to play with sleepy new puppy — then wonders why her human brought home such a dud (video) Carla Sinclair

gadgets HP covers printer's USB port with warning sticker to make sure you don't go right ahead and use it Rob Beschizza

911 In Oakland, 911 is a joke Jason Weisberger

travel wins Man waits 18 hours for delayed flight, ends up having a blast as the only passenger on entire plane (video) Carla Sinclair

music A fantastic rendition of the classic "Devil's in the Phone Booth Dialing 911" Jason Weisberger

emergency responders Before school shooting in Nashville, shooter warned a friend, who tried to warn police — but was ignored Carla Sinclair

determined creatures Alligator effortlessly destroys a metal fence to get to the other side (video) Carla Sinclair

Big Red Boots Gramps rocks MSCHF's Big Red Boots Jennifer Sandlin

burning down the house Doug Stanhope dances while his house burns down Jennifer Sandlin

claustrophobia Woman stuck in a washing machine Jennifer Sandlin

art Celebrating the 35th anniversary of Star Trek: The Next Generation with mixed-media meme art Gareth Branwyn

History A brief history of the selfie Jennifer Sandlin

weirdos of christofascistland Bizarre GOP Mark Finchem, running for secretary of state in Arizona, could decide elections in the state Jennifer Sandlin

tabloids Hollywood's "most hated woman" in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan