cults "Warrior Poet" performs an ode to breasts and bodily autonomy, except when it comes to implants Jennifer Sandlin

History How a raunchy love charm became an innocent nursery rhyme Ellsworth Toohey

high school High school cheerleader allegedly killed classmate's goat because she "doesn't like cheaters" Allan Rose Hill

gadgets Another emulation project disappears amid Nintendo crackdown Rob Beschizza

movies Netflix shows off upcoming animation, including Scott Pilgrim Grant St. Clair

WGA Beloved miniature horse Li'l Sebastian joins picket line in support of striking writers and actors Jennifer Sandlin

milk Bizarre 'Wood Milk' ad with Aubrey Plaza backfires Rusty Blazenhoff

tabloids Putin kills cows in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

Netflix New Scott Pilgrim anime coming to Netflix, with the voice cast from the movie Thom Dunn

robot overlords "Museum of the future AI apocalypse" opens in San Francisco Jennifer Sandlin

new jersey Woman, 29, posed as 15-year-old, enrolled in high school, and went to class for days before being charged Carla Sinclair

movies Giancarlo Esposito is teaming up with legendary director Francis Ford Coppola Devin Nealy

SNL SNL's 'The Black Lotus' spoofs its white counterpart Rusty Blazenhoff

tucker carlson’s war Final words of 13 Ukrainian island border guards to Russian invaders: "Go f*ck yourself!"  Mark Frauenfelder

kickstarter The hilarious himbo leftist heroes BEEF BROS are back with new graphic novel Thom Dunn

Comics Get high and fight gentrification with the new kung fu adventure STONED MASTER Thom Dunn

Comic Books Kickstarting "Beef Bros," a leftist comic where himbos beat up cops and landlords Thom Dunn

happy mutant 9-year-old girl given big "Hamilton" surprise in Zoom, thanks to John Krasinski and friends Rusty Blazenhoff

fake news Michael Jackson is alive, Hillary is boozing, and a Buckingham Palace Sex Ring, in this week's fact-challenged tabloids Peter Sheridan

immortality If Aubrey de Grey is right, you could live forever Rob Reid