America Send your 5-year-old to Chick-fil-A summer camp to learn how to "take a guest order" and "box" their "own nuggets" Jennifer Sandlin

humor Mike Huckabee ditches Chick-fil-A, pledges allegiance to Popeye's Mark Frauenfelder

RIP "Lord's chicken" MAGA woman grieves after finding out Chick-Fil-A is serving "woke chicken" (video) Carla Sinclair

chick-fil-a Woman loses argument and her car at Chick-fil-A drive-thru Mark Frauenfelder

republican donors Lindsey Graham and George Santos peddle Chick-fil-A, most likely for a handout (video) Carla Sinclair

crime Woman arrested for impersonating FBI agent to get free Chick-fil-A Mark Frauenfelder

Business Chick-fil-A slightly less homophobic now Xeni Jardin

donald trump Cringeworthy clip shows Trump hilariously forgetting everyone's names Ellsworth Toohey

sports NBA player deliberately misses free throw to win opposing fans free chicken sandwiches Ruben Bolling

cuisine Chick-Fil-A and Panera Bread abandon pledges not to use antibiotic-raised chicken Rob Beschizza

Sabbath showdown: Chick-fil-A vs. New York State legislation Mark Frauenfelder

kooks Influencer finds new squad who shares her dislike for "woke chicken" Mark Frauenfelder

Boing Boing Gadgets Your next must-have item for summer barbecues is this $370 self-dispensing ice maker Boing Boing's Shop

law North Carolina Chick-fil-A fined for paying workers in Chick-fil-A vouchers and having minors operating trash compactor Rob Beschizza

Delightful Creatures Black bear in Florida saunters off with Chick-Fil-A meal left on a porch (video) Carla Sinclair

Odious A billionaire's bad behavior erodes his EV car maker's popularity Jason Weisberger

Boing Boing Gadgets Get $250 to Restaurant.com for $45 ahead of Black Friday! Boing Boing's Shop

trump July 4, 2030: Opening of the Trump Presidential Library Peter Sheridan

tabloids Royal sex & drug scandal, the Queen & Michael Douglas dying, and Miley Cyrus's demonic possession, in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan