Guinness World Records Jonathan the Seychelles giant tortoise turned 191 years old, and has set a record as the World's Oldest Living Land Animal Jennifer Sandlin
gadgets Don't buy an inkjet printer from you-know-who. Get a cheap, basic Brother laser printer that won't betray you. Rob Beschizza
tabloids King Charles to abdicate, and Jim Jordan's sex scandal, in last week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan
tabloids Meghan Markle's "casting couch" and an Epstein "sex slave" murdered in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan
politics Jimmy Levy, of "Boycott Target" infamy, is back with some more shitty MAGA "music" for your listening (dis)pleasure Jennifer Sandlin
tabloids Queen Camilla's divorce ultimatum and the Clintons betray Joe Biden, in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan
Republicans MAGA snake eating its tail: GOP reps in trouble regardless of how they voted on the Speaker debacle Jason Weisberger
manson cult victims Manson Family member Leslie Van Houten released from prison after 50 years Carla Sinclair
unwoke losers Ron DeSantis is tanking so fast, he's now just a few points ahead of Ramaswamy Carla Sinclair
Comic Books Review: "Boys Weekend" is like a queer "Cabin in the Woods" for the CryptoBro era Thom Dunn