Disney JOHN WILCOCK: Sneaking Pot into Disneyland with Shel Silverstein Ethan Persoff

Deals Enjoy a kick of ginger, a settled stomach, and an absolute abomination of a mascot Boing Boing

tabloids Biden health crisis and Britain's clown prince in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

Antarctica Pouring a literal ice-cold can of Coke in -70°F Antarctica Rusty Blazenhoff

graphic novels "Laguardia," by Nnedi Okorafor, is a comic book set in the context of not-so-futuristic conservative fascist forces A.E. Gómez

video Watch: How to fold a fitted sheet (but make it mean) Jess Sabine

unnecessary inventions A broken leg made extra fun with pogo stick crutches Carla Sinclair

unnecessary inventions The coat hook that pours you a shot when you get home Carla Sinclair

COVID-19 Trump administration scraps plans to give early coronavirus vaccines to Santa Clauses Thom Dunn

politics Trump to NY: Stop lawsuits against me if you want Global Entry, then he made 'The Godfather' joke Xeni Jardin

viral Ms. Tanqueray on Humans of New York is everything Xeni Jardin

trump Here's the mashup video of Trump mass-murdering his enemies, shown at his resort to supporters Rob Beschizza

happy mutants Ava DuVernay is directing an HBO adaptation based on Brian Wood's DMZ Cory Doctorow

aliens UFO fans descend on rural Nevada town for 'Area 51' festival locals do not want Xeni Jardin

happy mutant Crocs gloves: "dad's favorite shoes… for your hands" Rusty Blazenhoff

picks Robert Kraft allegedly paid for sex act on morning of AFC Championship game between New England Patriots and Kansas City Chiefs Xeni Jardin

los angeles The Flying Morgans threw another insane NYE bash Jason Weisberger

politics 'SANCTIONS ARE COMING' – Trump has 'Game of Thrones' poster of himself on table in Cabinet meeting Xeni Jardin

Business $1bn blood-testing scam Theranos dissolved Rob Beschizza

Funny God mad at Trump: photo proof! David Pescovitz