police Police detain man over misunderstood beer-enhancing condiment Mark Frauenfelder

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politics Trump doesn't realize that outside his MAGA cult, no one likes him Jason Weisberger

politics Don Jr believes New Yorkers are secretly signaling their support Jason Weisberger

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Georgia's angriest peach Marjorie Taylor Greene loses it over Jewish space lasers: "F*ck off!" (video) Carla Sinclair

Entertainment Republican Congressperson admonishes Trump with a quote from a Canadian pop singer Jason Weisberger

politics Greene: States should have rights and be free from "Big Government." Women? Not so much Jason Weisberger

congressquacks Marjorie Taylor Greene proves she is not antisemitic: "I actually support Jewish space lasers" Carla Sinclair

supreme court Supreme Court adopts unenforceable "ethics" policy Rob Beschizza

sticker shock Speeding driver in Georgia received a $1.4 million ticket — and was told it wasn't a typo Carla Sinclair

Moons over My Hammy Denny's fires server for refusing service to Black customers Jason Weisberger

antisemitism Bradley Cooper has a large prosthetic shnozz in his Leonard Bernstein biopic. People are upset. Rob Beschizza

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