lobsters Have you tried using lobster blood to moisturize your human flesh? Thom Dunn

moisturizer Dude, tone your face Kevin Reome

star wars One little problem with the Star Wars timeline Caroline Siede

politics Boris Johnson flew home from vacation thinking he'd get his old job back as UK Prime Minister, only to find himself iced out by old cronies Rob Beschizza

Spoken Word with Electronics The Knas Quad Massager mixes sound with a joystick Ethan Persoff

recalls Jergens recalls some of their lotions due to possible bacteria contamination Carla Sinclair

police New York police investigator retires with full pension after stealing panties and lotion from Walmart Jess Sabine

Boing Boing Gadgets Finally, skincare for men that isn't complicated Boing Boing's Shop

tabloids Worst Royal crisis ever spells the end of the monarchy, in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

coronavirus 3D printer maker, Prusa Research, retools its factory to manufacture hand sanitizer Gareth Branwyn

tabloids Bigfoot sighted, the Queen's $1 trillion tax bill, and coronavirus targets the stars, in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

tattoo The tattoo aftercare kit good for my whole arm Jason Weisberger

tabloids Stars who wear clothes more than once, rats in Buckingham Palace, and why sharks attack, in this week's shocking tabloids Peter Sheridan

shithole presidency Scott Pruitt had his security detail drive him to hotels in search of his favorite lotion Mark Frauenfelder

media Demonic possession on the rise in America, and other tabloid stunners Peter Sheridan

Business The quest for the well-labeled inn Cory Doctorow