mr peanut The Planter's NUTmobile is looking for drivers Janelle Hessig

potato chips We don't need to mourn Mr. Peanut because we still have Mr. Tayto Man Thom Dunn

peanuts Planters Peanuts is killing off their cannibal capitalist mascot in the most capitalist way possible Thom Dunn

top talent Amazing rescue dog can balance on an exercise ball, ride a skateboard, and more! Jennifer Sandlin

adorable animals Donkey ASMR videos are my new obsession Jennifer Sandlin

adorable animals Adorable pig comes running for his breakfast Jennifer Sandlin

monkeys Runaway monkeys lured back with Froot Loops and PBJs Thom Dunn

donald trump Giuliani's courtroom meltdown: Judge mutes MAGA stooge during sexual harassment case Ellsworth Toohey

dogs I use tiny ice cream cones to hide pills from my dog Gail Sherman

weird jobs Peanutters! Now's your chance to drive the Planters Peanutmobile Jennifer Sandlin

apparel Adorable chimera plushies and shirts almost defy comprehension A.E. Gómez

psychology New scientific paper shows the Mandela Effect is real Thom Dunn

Food Heinz now has spoon fries Devin Nealy

ads The odd life of Joe Camel Devin Nealy

UFOs This weird UFO floating above a Canadian city turned out to be…. Mr. Peanut David Pescovitz

happy mutants Kindness and Wonder: Mr Rogers biography is a study in empathy and a deep, genuine love for children Cory Doctorow

tabloids Brad Pitt's brush with death, Julia Roberts quitting Hollywood, and Christmas kittens, in this week's dubious ad-packed tabloids Peter Sheridan

Food Cotton and jelly sandwich? David Pescovitz

fake news This week's tabloids! With extra exclamation points!! Peter Sheridan

Dungeons & Dragons Gift Guide for Tabletop Gamers 2017 Gareth Branwyn