ted cruz Cruz Missile PR: Finally, a guaranteed way to ensure your book zooms to the top of Amazon's bestseller list! Carla Sinclair
parody ads Hey all you conservatives who praised Putin, forget your humiliating past with this new "Tyranol" pill! Carla Sinclair
the daily show Hey Republicans! Feel guilty blaming Trump for the insurrection? Try this miracle drug, Insurrectigone Carla Sinclair
Willy Wonka The Willy Wonka Chocolate Experience fiasco is lurching back to life as a musical Carolyn Townsend
immersive experiences Disastrously disappointing "Willy's Chocolate Experience" will be a movie David Pescovitz
advertising The Hamburglar was a "crafty" old man with a giant nose who stalked children in McDonaldland Rob Beschizza
politics Trump was to testify today in court: "President Trump doesn't cower." He's just chickened out. Rob Beschizza
public health Vice wants to bring back indoor smoking sections: "local coffee shop . . . would be a lot cooler" Jennifer Sandlin
politics According to Pizzagate conspiracy theorists, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on Pizza Hut boxes are encouraging Satanic ritual abuse Jennifer Sandlin
music Weird Al dramatically reads "Green Eggs and Ham" with bonus foot fetishism (video) David Pescovitz
Linda Yaccarino Twitter/X CEO Linda Yaccarino's old username turned into parody account with adult content link Mark Frauenfelder
Games The latest thing on the Internet is people pretending to be uncannily-looping video game character animations Rob Beschizza
comedy "Freedom Franks" are red, white, and blue hot dogs, flavored with vanilla, fruit punch, and blue razzberry Jennifer Sandlin