poop DUMPkin Spice Wet Wipes will make your butt smell like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, if that's a thing you want Thom Dunn

Coffee Recoil in terror, friends, pumpkin spice season is upon us Devin Nealy

Pumpkin Spice How about a pumpkin spice bologna sandwich? Miss Cellania

meat Pumpkin Spice Spam hitting stores in September Rusty Blazenhoff

ice cream Indulge your inner child with Little Debbie snack cake-scented candles and snack cake-flavored ice cream Jennifer Sandlin

paper snowflakes A gallery of cool paper snowflakes Jennifer Sandlin

movies This clip of The Munsters might get you in the Halloween spirit Devin Nealy

Learn geography by rotating the globe with your nose Annie Rauwerda

the onion RIP Mr. Autumn Man (2012-2021) Annie Rauwerda

Boing Boing Gadgets This wine delivery box will be the talk of the town and it's 80% off Boing Boing's Shop

Delightful Creatures Capybaras chow down on a jack-o-lantern Andrea James

halloween Here come the Halloween holiday tunes Gareth Branwyn

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cats Cat revealed to be total dingus Xeni Jardin

Real things that actually exist Hamdy Canes, ham-flavored candy canes for the holidays Rusty Blazenhoff

halloween Charles Phoenix's outrageous Cherpumple dessert concept will be a parade float Rusty Blazenhoff

christmas Potato chips that taste like Christmas trees Rusty Blazenhoff

fake news Kidnapping solved, Tom Cruise's love plot, and inside Area 51 – in this week's fact-challenged tabloids Peter Sheridan

christ what an asshole Sean Spicer literally thinks "A Christmas Carol" is a book of Christmas carols Cory Doctorow

turkey This ice cream is flavored like Thanksgiving dinner foods Rusty Blazenhoff