shout it out loud AN ARGUMENT FOR GETTING RID OF THE PHYSICAL "CAPS LOCK" KEY Clive Thompson

crime Scotsman dual-wielded live seagulls in assault Rob Beschizza

awards Canberra's town crier recognized as world's loudest person with 122.4dB yell Rob Beschizza

civil rights Trump's DOJ weaponizes "Neutrality" as a wrecking ball for civil rights Jason Weisberger

students and flying instructors Watch: Small plane crashes onto golf course in Sydney, Australia (video) Carla Sinclair

luigi mangione Read Luigi Mangione's birthday gratitude list Jennifer Sandlin

MAGA revolts MAGA Congressman "booed" to smithereens at town hall while defending Trump tariffs (video) Carla Sinclair

Entertainment How LA movie fans created a cult following around RRR screenings Lee Keeler

black bears into gummy bears Bear raids a candy store, while gawkers unintentionally block the exit door (video) Carla Sinclair

delightful creatures Hilarious French bulldog loudly argues for a walk until his human finally gives in (video) Carla Sinclair

"Heil Trump" Neo-Nazis take part in MAGA boat parade alongside Eric and Lara Trump: "White Power!" (video) Carla Sinclair

snakes Python traps a woman in her own kitchen for 2 hours before help comes along Carla Sinclair

MAGA martyrs Steve Bannon and Marjorie Taylor Greene are heckled mercilessly outside of prison (video) Carla Sinclair

crime Friends' dispute over pool pump ends in tragic shooting Mark Frauenfelder

pariahs Marjorie Taylor Greene booed out of Virginia rally that ended 5 minutes after she arrived: "Go home!" (video) Carla Sinclair

science fiction "Big Germs" — short fiction by Rudy Rucker Boing Boing

Marge Marjorie Taylor Greene is booed loudly by Congress, then tries — but fails — to oust Mike Johnson (video) Carla Sinclair

gallows humor With Biden and Trump tied, Leslie Jones asks the obvious question, "What the f*ck is wrong with us!?" Carla Sinclair

irresponsible tourism Angry elephant terrifies tourists — who got too close — when it lifts and slams their safari truck Carla Sinclair

angry hosts Kimberly Guilfoyle scolds bored Mar-a-Lago ladies for ignoring her: 'You're being very bad' Carla Sinclair