health Celebrities discover pushing on face makes it less puffy, pay $500 for "lymphatic drainage specialists" to do it Ellsworth Toohey

incels What is "Looksmaxxing", and does it work? Grant St. Clair

3d printing Using Lego to 3D-print human flesh Thom Dunn

lobsters Have you tried using lobster blood to moisturize your human flesh? Thom Dunn

mistakes Penis facials contain foreskins of circumcised infants Rob Beschizza

tiktok TikTokers are slathering beef fat on their faces, and dermatologists are alarmed Jason Weisberger

politics "Conservative girl makeup" tutorials mock the "brutal aesthetics of MAGA" Jennifer Sandlin

privacy Privacy concerns rise as states demand ID for everyday purchases Ellsworth Toohey

Lord of the Rings This Nazgûl morning routine is the best worst way to start your day Thom Dunn

brilliant commercials Michael Cera: "Let my cream hydrate you." Jennifer Sandlin

Chuck E. Cheese's Chuck E. Cheese University teaches you to play a costumed character with gusto! (video) David Pescovitz

tabloids Covid cover-up, UFO cover-up, and Trump's sadistic sex tapes in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

spiders Does Sephora body butter attract spiders? Rob Beschizza

Boing Boing Gadgets This unique skincare tool fights redness, acne, and wrinkles — and now it's just $80 Boing Boing's Shop

tabloids Queen Camilla's divorce ultimatum and the Clintons betray Joe Biden, in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

Boing Boing Gadgets Reduce dark circles and firm skin with the VSYNIntelliPen, now only $54.59 Boing Boing's Shop

humor Dr. Oz trolled for supporting predatory multi-level-marketing scams Jennifer Sandlin

Boing Boing Gadgets With an anti-aging tool like this, you'll actually like what you see in the mirror Boing Boing's Shop

super mario LUSH introduces new SUPER MARIO-themed soap Thom Dunn