dana gould Los Angeles: Dr. Zaius hosts 'Christmas with a Z' Jason Weisberger

jim turner Los Angeles: Join Dr. Zaius and Jim Turner as they 'Stand Up for America' Jason Weisberger

Boing Boing Gadgets The secret to skipping YouTube ads? My MacBook Pro's Touch Bar! Boing Boing's Shop

movies Apocalyptic comedy DOGMA is finally coming out of the vault Thom Dunn

High school choir's rousing rendition of Steve Miller's "Fly Like An Eagle" from a 1979 self-released vinyl record Allan Rose Hill

bizarre competitions Wolfing down scalding hot biscuits and other weird contests from 1897 Mark Frauenfelder

politics Again with the ominous threats of violence from Trump Jason Weisberger

olympics ILL-ABILITIES showcases amazing differently-abled breakdancers Jennifer Sandlin

australia Mega Clown Swing: playground relic or death trap? Popkin

religious imposters Evangelical pastor allegedly attacks wife on Alaska Airlines flight because she got upgraded to first class Carla Sinclair

1960s Prepare to cringe: Liberace's far-out "Feelin' Groovy" from 1968 Mark Frauenfelder

texas A harrowing reminder that wild animals are not pets Jennifer Sandlin

animal rescues Eleven years later, "Ikea Monkey" is thriving at the Story Book Farm Primate Sanctuary Jennifer Sandlin

music Delightful Tiny Desk Concert featuring a piano and tap-dancing combo Jennifer Sandlin

Science NASA's abandoned lunar lander is causing moonquakes David Pescovitz

gadgets HP covers printer's USB port with warning sticker to make sure you don't go right ahead and use it Rob Beschizza

Entertainment The long-frozen Yeti at Disney World's Expedition Everest ride can be fixed, but it won't be Ruben Bolling

tabloids The Fat & The Furious, in last week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

trump cultists Wife of Oath Keepers founder Stewart Rhodes said she's "beyond happy" that he was convicted of sedition Mark Frauenfelder

trash Tips from your garbage collector on how to be less trashy Gareth Branwyn