apple Steve Jobs' humor shines forth in 1983 letter to autograph seeker Mark Frauenfelder

california Spot famous folks' scrawls in the backstage "Autograph Room" at this legendary San Francisco venue Rusty Blazenhoff

autographs Surgeon admits to branding initials onto patients' livers Robert Spallone

celebrities Watch George Lucas tell off professional autograph hounds David Pescovitz

books In LA this weekend? Come to the California International Antiquarian Book Fair Mark Frauenfelder

Turns out Bob Dylan didn't hand-sign the $600 "hand-signed" copies of his new book David Pescovitz

mcdonalds These McDonaldLand brand guidelines are like the handbook for a horror RPG Thom Dunn

Steve Jobs signed letter stating he doesn't give autographs sells for $450,000 David Pescovitz

Roadside Attractions Another roadside attraction: the Painted Propane Tanks of Sonoita, Arizona Jennifer Sandlin

christmas music Listen to the Ninja Turtles 90s Christmas album Thom Dunn

tabloids Kenny Rogers' body is missing in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

seattle Nirvana playing 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' one week before it was released (1991) Rusty Blazenhoff

video Watch a comedian who's a dead ringer for televangelist Joel Osteen make the most of his curse Andrea James

fake news Burt Reynolds' skid marks, Prince Charles' long-lost brother, and another Obama cover-up in this week's tabloids Peter Sheridan

News Trump 'body man' John McEntee abruptly fired, escorted from White House for 'security reasons' Xeni Jardin

tabloids Vampire corpses, Obama's plot to steal back the White House, and other tabloid stunners Peter Sheridan

picks Actor Gene Wilder dies at 83 Xeni Jardin