cake Danny Elfman celebrates 70th birthday with madcap sacrifice Rusty Blazenhoff

mistakes were made Woman asks for Mariah Carey on her birthday cake, gets Marie Curie instead Rusty Blazenhoff

Food Freddie Mercury chocolate cake Xeni Jardin

Germs Germophobe demonstrates a sanitary way to extinguish birthday candles Rusty Blazenhoff

Somehow, Eric Trump's "money printing" bitcoin business left investors holding the bag Jason Weisberger

Your willingness to look stupid determines the quality of your creative output Ellsworth Toohey

snap Food pantry volunteer reveals what donations people actually need Jennifer Sandlin

star wars $1000 Death Star the most expensive Lego set ever Rob Beschizza

animal ASMR Longboi smacking on banana is perfect animal ASMR! Jennifer Sandlin

wonderful creatures Happy World Porcupine Day! Jennifer Sandlin

music The "Happy Birthday" song like a funeral dirge — we can do better Mark Frauenfelder

Entertainment Violent singer Chris Brown pays £5M to dodge jail cell Ellsworth Toohey

animals This baby armadillo screams like it's auditioning for Super Mario (video) Popkin

mistakes Pub sorry it hosted Hitler birthday party Rob Beschizza

adorable animals Armadillo chows down on a "termite mound" birthday cake Jennifer Sandlin

adorable animals Ain't no party like an echidna party! Jennifer Sandlin

Weird Celebrating your 30th birthday by tracking down the baby born next to you Grant St. Clair

movies Meet the Hollywood special effects dentist behind Austin Powers' and Mrs. Doubtfire's iconic chompers Allan Rose Hill

adorable animals Critically endangered mountain tapir celebrates his 26th birthday Jennifer Sandlin