vanity plates DEZNUUTZ, 2HI, VENMO, and 3,000 other vanity license plates rejected by New York's DMV David Pescovitz
snacks Global popcorn market popping with new flavors such as Fruity Pebbles, hot chili pepper, and lime Jennifer Sandlin
javelina Internet rallies around javelina that are destroying "one of the most beautiful golf courses in the country" Jennifer Sandlin
dupe Red Hot Chili Peppers' Blood Sugar Sex Magik recreated entirely with Donkey Kong Country sound effects Thom Dunn
music Listen to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' entire "Blood Sugar Sex Magik" made with the sounds of Donkey Kong Country David Pescovitz
music Red Hot Chili Peppers drummer Chad Smith absolutely nails the drum part on a song he's never heard before Jennifer Sandlin
music Red Hot Chili Peppers play a smoking cover of Donna Summer's "I Feel Love" (video) David Pescovitz
death Proud trailer park lot owner and "gluttonous eater of fried foods and snack cakes" memorialized with wonderful obituary David Pescovitz
not-so-cheap entertainment A 6-year-old boy "played" with his dad's Grubhub app, ordering $1,000 worth of food Carla Sinclair
spicy Sean Evans of "Hot Ones" talks to Smokin' Ed Currie, the "Michael Jordan of hot chilies" Gareth Branwyn