highly inappropriate These Brazilian kids have no idea what Gillette is singing in "Short Dick Man" Mark Frauenfelder

politics Kash Patel ordered his FBI security detail to drive his girlfriend's drunk friend home: sources Ellsworth Toohey

teachers "Not illegal": Charges dropped against drunk elementary teacher Allan Rose Hill

politics In closing, Trump's lawyers continue to flail Jason Weisberger

arrests Delaware children's pastor arrested on 10 felony counts of child porn Carla Sinclair

999 Welsh Ambulance Service's transcripts of "inappropriate" emergency calls David Pescovitz

politics Supreme Court justice Clarence Thomas delays disclosures amid reports of property sales, trips Rob Beschizza

National Football League Resources that shine a critical light on the NFL Jennifer Sandlin

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government agencies that do more harm than good CIA coder threatens to make his trial "maximally painful for the CIA" Mark Frauenfelder

scams Social media is being overwhelmed with ads for scammy mail-order ADHD startups Thom Dunn

tabloids Bill Clinton and the Queen at death's door in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

law Worker fired for mocking company pay with Downfall meme awarded $200k Rob Beschizza

naughty words Conservatives angry at Burger King over ad where someone says "Damn that's good" Rob Beschizza

police BREAKING: A quantity of those who labor in police departments are the same as those who ignite crucifixes Thom Dunn

politics Former Trump campaign staffer Alva Johnson sues Trump, says he kissed her without consent before 2016 Florida rally Xeni Jardin

scholarship Voice assistants suck (empirically) Cory Doctorow

Journalism Oneita Jackson's "Nappy-Headed Negro Syndrome" Jason Weisberger

gop Congressman Trent Franks [R-AZ] resigns amidst accusations that he pressured his female staff to bear his children as surrogate mothers Cory Doctorow

lies "Anonymous sources" now more credible than the White House Jason Weisberger