frugals A dirty ice cream machine at a burger joint in Washington kills 3 people, hospitalizes 6 others Carla Sinclair

milkshakes The three New York cops who drank "poisoned" milkshakes didn't get sick Mark Frauenfelder

Weird A Cape Town diner wins Guinness World Record for most milkshake flavors Carla Sinclair

Food Here's a nice recipe for a milkshake to throw at fascists Xeni Jardin

Chef creates milkshakes out of anything and everything Grant St. Clair

tabloids Scientology's secrets, Kardashian brain damage, and Chinese bioweapons in last week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

ice cream Visit Silver Lake and drown your sorrows in Creamo's delicious vegan ice cream and donuts Jennifer Sandlin

Roadside Attractions Alamogordo, New Mexico is home to a 30-foot-tall pistachio Jennifer Sandlin

tabloids A paranoid prince, proof of UFOs, and a panicked Trump in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

Games McDonald's releases new game for old console: Grimace's Birthday, on Game Boy Color Rob Beschizza

out-of-touch Fox reporters Fox anchor makes on-air apology after fat-shaming Chris Christie (video) Carla Sinclair

Devon Maid TikTok The Devon Maid is walking again! Jennifer Sandlin

Cryptozoology McDonald's manager explains that Grimace is "a taste bud" Clive Thompson

lawsuits Shake Shack manager sues cops who falsely claimed to be served poisoned shakes Rob Beschizza

Boing Boing Gadgets Straws are an eco-disaster — and the Biggie Straw and Final Straw may be the answer Boing Boing's Shop

mcdonalds Some surprising facts you might not know about The Grimace Thom Dunn

police NYPD says Shake Shack did not intentionally give poisoned milkshakes to cops Mark Frauenfelder

tabloids The trial of the century, Epstein's killer exposed, and Obama's hatred, in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

restaurant There is one remaining Woolworth lunch counter left Rusty Blazenhoff