Donald Trump used to boast about not needing a teleprompter, but had a fit today when he couldn't read his teleprompter (emphasis on "couldn't read").
"Isn't it nice to have a president who doesn't need a teleprompter?" he once asked, as shown in the "then" part of a then-and-now video posted by MeidasTouch (see below). — Read the rest
Donald Trump solemnly bid his farewells before entering the "the icebox" this morning — where one hour later he reportedly closed his eyes and transformed himself into a frozen vegetable.
"I'm going to go into the icebox now and sit for about eight hours, or nine hours," Trump announced to cameras outside the Manhattan freezer today before snoozing through his hush money trial. — Read the rest
Kari Lake has attached herself to Donald Trump like a stubborn barnacle on an old rusty ship. She even camped out at Mar-a-Lago this year to fundraise for her Arizona Senate campaign. But, according to The Washington Post, as much as Lake is sucking up to Trump, the ex-president is doing his darndest to pry her off. — Read the rest
As Donald Trump enters the courthouse to face his Stormy Daniels affair trial, he greets his morning camera committee by feigning grief over the fact that it's Melania's birthday and he can't spend it with her.
"I want to start by wishing my wife, Melania, a very happy birthday. — Read the rest
North America's Building Trades Unions has had a very long history with Donald Trump — which has been "wasted breath," says the union leader. And after more than 40 years of dealing with the self-centered conman, the union endorsed President Biden today with a scathing video ad against Donald Trump. — Read the rest
A humiliated Donald Trump cried into news cameras this morning to cover up the embarrassing fact that absolutely nobody — including family, "friends," and even protestors — has shown up to support him at his hush money criminal trial.
"For Great Americans, people who want to come down and protest at the court — and they want to protest peacefully — we have more police presence here than anyone's ever seen. — Read the rest
Fox "News" is notorious for defending Donald Trump no matter what — even if it costs them $787.5 million. So it was quite the surprise when host Jesse Watters sided up (unwittingly) with the prosecutors in Donald Trump's hush money criminal trial to explain why Trump is guilty. — Read the rest
People who are worried that candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. will siphon more voters from President Biden than Donald Trump (helping Trump win) will be pleased to know that a new Marist poll shows just the opposite.
When respondents were asked who they'd vote for if it were just Trump and Biden running for president, Biden received 51 percent to Trump's 48 percent. — Read the rest
Surprise, surprise. After another long night of rage-posting, Donald Trump reportedly again nodded off this morning just one hour after entering the courtroom.
"Trump is struggling to stay awake," wrote Susanne Craig of The New York Times. "His eyes were closed for a short period." — Read the rest
Donald Trump had a rough night, pity-posting about how life hasn't been fair for the corrupt billionaire.
"Four years ago I was a very successful and popular President of the United States," cried the one-term, four-times indicted former president, whose presidency saw 400,000 Americans die from Covid and who lost both the electoral and popular vote to President Joe Biden. — Read the rest
By now the world knows about Donald Trump's crappy day as he snoozed and oozed in the courtroom after airing his grievances this morning, and who better to gaslight the ol' fart than the Lincoln Project?
In fact, the anti-Trump Republican group didn't let any time go to waste. — Read the rest
Donald Trump has gotten so cozy in the courtroom, he's not only snoozing — he's now reportedly raising a stink. As in having a gas. As in farting, according to MeidasTouch's Ben Meiselas via "credible sources." And it isn't pretty.
"What I'm hearing from … credible sources who know what's going on in the courtroom … is that Donald Trump is actually farting in the courtroom," said Meiselas. — Read the rest
Donald Trump bitterly complained to reporters this morning before entering the Manhattan courtroom, speaking at length about how "they have taken away my constitutional right to speak."
"The gag order has to come off!" cried the 91-times charged ex-president, oblivious to the fact that his gag is nowhere to be seen. — Read the rest
Not since Jesus Christ has anyone been so persecuted as holier-than-thou Donald Trump. In fact, the 91-times charged conman now fancies himself a "living martyr," as he bellowed in an all caps, cringe-inducing post last night.
"WE'RE SEEING IN REAL TIME—A LIVING MARTYR…" the former president-turned-bible salesman wrote on Truth Social, quoting Tyrus, a duped wrestler who spouted the same nonsense on Fox News. — Read the rest
Donald Trump is so hard up for campaign cash, he's now sponging off down-ballot MAGA candidates, asking them for a percentage of their proceeds if they use his name or likeness while fundraising.
"Beginning tomorrow, we ask that all candidates and committees who choose to use President Trump's name, image, and likeness split a minimum of 5% of all fundraising solicitations to Trump National Committee JFC," said a letter that the Trump campaign sent out. — Read the rest
Donald Trump walked into the Manhattan courtroom today like his usual angry self — calling Judge Juan Merchan a "Trump-hating judge" — but just an hour later, he ran out of juice. In fact, just like yesterday, he shut his eyes and nodded off, this time tilting over in the process. — Read the rest
Like all things Donald Trump, the first day of his hush money criminal trial in New York started like a brewing storm. Not only did Judge Juan Merchan have to once again shut down Trump's attempt to have the judge removed, the fed-up Merchan then warned Trump to behave — or go to jail. — Read the rest
As Donald Trump walked into court to face the first day of his criminal trial today, he played the martyr, saying to reporters he was "very proud to be here" to fight for MAGA. But his words did not match his terrified expression — looking pale, haggard, and as if he were about to lose his morning McMuffin. — Read the rest
As soon Donald Trump entered the Manhattan courtroom today to attend his hush money criminal trial, the desperate ex-president once again tried to make it all go away by removing Judge Juan Merchan from the case. But the judge immediately shut him down. — Read the rest
MSNBC's Lawrence O'Donnell took five minutes last night to describe Donald Trump the way one might describe the monstrous MAGA leader if he were a grotesque creature from the black lagoon. And his "mud brown" face is not a good look, Lawrence said, for the indicted man who will face potential jurors in a Manhattan court on Monday during his hush money trial's jury selection process. — Read the rest
