penises Customs officials seize thousands of donkey penises David Pescovitz

Delightful Creatures Watch: Man smothered by loving donkeys who are entranced with his singing Carla Sinclair

Funny Donkey tries to sing along to human playing violin – unmute! Xeni Jardin

california Fairyland donkeys react to classical music Rusty Blazenhoff

Weird Listen: Harriet the Singing Donkey serenades passers-by in Ireland Xeni Jardin

Drink Me The mayor of an Alabama town is freaking out over the name of a coffee shop Jason Weisberger

artists Flea Market Follies: Hunting for Kitsch with Mitch O'Connell Lee Keeler

photography This is the first ever film of a cat, from 1894 David Pescovitz

blowing it A blow-by-blow explainer on how Boris Johnson set the UK up for a third wave Jason Weisberger

happy mutants Children are becoming snail mail pen pals with Fairyland "elves" in this time of social distancing Rusty Blazenhoff

tabloids An Epstein tell-all, a vengeful Queen wannabe, and Harry & Meghan's final insult, in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

publishing "Asset" is a magazine about miniature donkeys John Struan

orange julius Once again, London does not really welcome Trump Jason Weisberger

Soothing photos of donkeys who haul lambs in pouches Mark Frauenfelder

Weird Egypt zoo reportedly disguised donkey as a zebra David Pescovitz

Food Balkan donkey cheese sounds really scrummy Cory Doctorow

photography White Heat 25 – A cookbook about a sleep-deprived, nicotine-fueled mad man in the kitchen Wink

Weird Priest rides 'possessed' man like a donkey in bizarre exorcism video Xeni Jardin

books Jo Walton's "My Real Children" [book excerpt] Boing Boing