goop Dramatic reading of Gwyneth Paltrow's cookbook resurfaces Rusty Blazenhoff

london Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina candle explodes in London Kevin Reome

health Ars Technica's dunk on Gwyneth Paltrow's Netflix series is the best dunk of all Cory Doctorow

Real things you can actually buy Gwyneth Paltrow's got a $75 "smells like my vagina" candle Rusty Blazenhoff

Entertainment Gwyneth Paltrow wants to sell you a vibrator Jason Weisberger

happy mutants Goob: a notional paltrovian newage woozine generated by Botnik's AI Cory Doctorow

Coffee Gwyneth Paltrow wants you to squirt coffee up your asshole using this $135 glass jar Cory Doctorow

ads Even the woo industry thinks Gwyneth Paltrow's "smoothie dust" ads are too much Cory Doctorow

florida Mystery tar balls wash ashore in Florida Rob Beschizza

law Vermont man charged with drunk driving in Canada thought he was in U.S. Rob Beschizza

bulgaria Statue of Greek god found in Bulgarian sewer Natalie Dressed

fun "This site will self-destruct" finally self-destructs after no-one signs guestbook for 24 hours Rob Beschizza

gadgets HP covers printer's USB port with warning sticker to make sure you don't go right ahead and use it Rob Beschizza

video games Marvel's Spider-Man 2 drops colossal gameplay trailer Grant St. Clair

lawsuits Gwyneth Paltrow wins ski collision court case Rob Beschizza

Science The mushroom that plays dead to attract flies Popkin

art Celebrating the 35th anniversary of Star Trek: The Next Generation with mixed-media meme art Gareth Branwyn

Author Mark Dery's account of taking magic mushrooms as a treatment for angst Mark Frauenfelder

eyeglasses How to properly clean your eyeglasses like they are delicate camera lenses David Pescovitz

Roadside Attractions My encounter with The Goop: Mini-Golf Alien Survivor Jennifer Sandlin