london Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina candle explodes in London Kevin Reome

health Ars Technica's dunk on Gwyneth Paltrow's Netflix series is the best dunk of all Cory Doctorow

Real things you can actually buy Gwyneth Paltrow's got a $75 "smells like my vagina" candle Rusty Blazenhoff

Entertainment Gwyneth Paltrow wants to sell you a vibrator Jason Weisberger

happy mutants Goob: a notional paltrovian newage woozine generated by Botnik's AI Cory Doctorow

Coffee Gwyneth Paltrow wants you to squirt coffee up your asshole using this $135 glass jar Cory Doctorow

ads Even the woo industry thinks Gwyneth Paltrow's "smoothie dust" ads are too much Cory Doctorow

Science The mushroom that plays dead to attract flies Popkin

art Celebrating the 35th anniversary of Star Trek: The Next Generation with mixed-media meme art Gareth Branwyn

Author Mark Dery's account of taking magic mushrooms as a treatment for angst Mark Frauenfelder

eyeglasses How to properly clean your eyeglasses like they are delicate camera lenses David Pescovitz

Roadside Attractions My encounter with The Goop: Mini-Golf Alien Survivor Jennifer Sandlin

cryptocurrency The Hollywoodization of crypto is a moral disaster Jennifer Sandlin

Gooooooop Colbert reviews Goop's Mother's Day catalog Jason Weisberger

tabloids Will Smith's slap and Angelina Jolie's feet in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

toys The pure joy of Creepy Crawlers toys and the plastic goop they were made from Popkin

makers My favorite maker tips for 2021 Gareth Branwyn

History Archaeologists find ancient ring meant to prevent hangovers David Pescovitz

tabloids Kim Jong-Un "dead" in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

tech The reMarkable Tablet is moving to a subscription service model Séamus Bellamy