Real things you can actually buy Gwyneth Paltrow's got a $75 "smells like my vagina" candle Rusty Blazenhoff
Coffee Gwyneth Paltrow wants you to squirt coffee up your asshole using this $135 glass jar Cory Doctorow
art Celebrating the 35th anniversary of Star Trek: The Next Generation with mixed-media meme art Gareth Branwyn
eyeglasses How to properly clean your eyeglasses like they are delicate camera lenses David Pescovitz