goop Dramatic reading of Gwyneth Paltrow's cookbook resurfaces Rusty Blazenhoff

lawsuits Gwyneth Paltrow wins ski collision court case Rob Beschizza

london Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina candle explodes in London Kevin Reome

health Ars Technica's dunk on Gwyneth Paltrow's Netflix series is the best dunk of all Cory Doctorow

grifters Jack Dorsey, 'lifestyle guru,' touted as 'Gwyneth Paltrow for Silicon Valley' Xeni Jardin

Business Gwyneth Paltrow plagiarized the fictitious "ancient Chinese" practice of vaginally inserted jade eggs UPDATED Cory Doctorow

Harvey Weinstein Gwyneth Paltrow to Letterman about Weinstein in 1998: "He will coerce you to do a thing or two" Carla Sinclair

What Me Worry? Jack Dorsey nukes 40% of Blocks staff because AI Jason Weisberger

Boing Boing Gadgets Channel Taylor Swift with this "All Too Well" inspired red scarf Boing Boing's Shop

milk Bird flu in raw milk Rob Beschizza

tabloids Meghan Markle's "casting couch" and an Epstein "sex slave" murdered in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

cryptocurrency People who paid a fortune for Bored Apes are now suing Sotheby's, Paris Hilton, Justin Bieber, and others as NFT prices plummet Mark Frauenfelder

tabloids Boozy Obamas and Trump's civil war in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

screams Listen to the man suing Gwyneth Paltrow imitate her "blood-curdling scream" for the court Rob Beschizza

What Elton John, Brad Pitt and Joe Biden have in common, in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

Do a kick flip Jack Black's episode of "Do a Kick Flip" is hilarious Jason Weisberger

food poisoning A dozen subscribers to a celebrity-backed meal kit company have had organ removal surgery after eating "French Lentil + Leek Crumbles" Mark Frauenfelder

cryptocurrency The Hollywoodization of crypto is a moral disaster Jennifer Sandlin

crime Manuka honey is a sweet temptation for shoplifters Jennifer Sandlin

tabloids Duchess Meghan and Donald Trump battle for the White House in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan