everything is a remix Ketchup Handjob Remix Andrew Yi

Food Heinz now has spoon fries Devin Nealy

heinz Chocolate Orange Mayonnaise exists, and you can win a jar right now Thom Dunn

heinz First 'Floa-lloonicle' in Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Rusty Blazenhoff

halloween Heinz has gone bloody mad with their ketchup this Halloween Rusty Blazenhoff

heinz Woman's 6-year battle with "Crohn's disease" was really a ketchup packet stuck in her intestine Carla Sinclair

music Listen to spectacular new Cree version of Led Zeppelin's classic "Immigrant Song" by Cree Métis band Bebe Buckskin Jennifer Sandlin

star wars Darth Vader hot sauce on the way Gail Sherman

mistakes Heinz launches pink Barbiecue sauce for Barbie's 65th Rusty Blazenhoff

consumer reports Consumer Reports warns against Lunchables due to high sodium, lead, cadmium, and toxins Mark Frauenfelder

condiments Ketchup dispensers installed outside restaurants that refuse to serve it David Pescovitz

bears Dozens of drunken grizzly bears have been killed by trains in Montana Thom Dunn

Hot Dog Oscar Mayer stops dicking around with the Wienermobile's name Jason Weisberger

Technology Heinz introducing a high-tech customizable condiment dispenser Ruben Bolling

art Kristián Mensa incorporates everyday objects into his art Jennifer Sandlin

new york Philadelphia Cream Cheese exploits tax loophole with new bagel Grant St. Clair

Wedding Wienermobile weddings roll into Vegas for last-minute elopements Rusty Blazenhoff

tattoos Heinz ketchup now making red tattoo ink David Pescovitz

Games The cobble_stone texture that graced so many games. Rob Beschizza