animals Someone will be sent to the hospital if this cat ever makes it out of this tinfoil-lined hallway Séamus Bellamy

it does a body good Nearly 60 Idahoans get a quick lesson in the joys of pasteurization Jason Weisberger

health Surgeon Generals' Warning: RFK Jr. is bad for your health Séamus Bellamy

military "What the hell is that?" — U.S. missile bounces off UFO Séamus Bellamy

News New Oklahoma standards teach kids how to be conspiracy theorists Ellsworth Toohey

politics Poor Michael Flynn discovers conspiracy theories aren't fun anymore Ellsworth Toohey

music Online archive of wax cylinders and other early recorded sounds Rob Beschizza

Meow Wolf Otherworldly radio station crashes into Houston: Meow Wolf's mind-bending new exhibit Ellsworth Toohey

News Elon Musk gets roasted by Meta's AI expert: "your personality is trash!" Mark Frauenfelder

Funny How to make the perfect chocolate chip cookies while being spied on by the government Thom Dunn

MAGA MELTDOWNS Arizona MAGA losers go full meltdown Jennifer Sandlin

denver A Washingon Post journalist rode with this Denver bus driver on a route through the mouth of hell Mark Frauenfelder

thrift scores The "Thrift Store Art" account on Instagram has thousands of hilarious second-hand finds on display Popkin

Boing Boing Gadgets Ready for 4/20? This clean laser combustion smoking device might heat things up Boing Boing's Shop

zero stars I could not finish 'Buckaroo Banzai Against the World Crime League' Jason Weisberger

parody A low-rent parody of Pat Benatar's 'Love is a Battlefield' music video Rusty Blazenhoff

tucker carlson Tucker Carlson thinks the FBI organized the Capitol riot Mark Frauenfelder

Injustice collectors Researchers identify personality profiles of conspiracy theorists Mark Frauenfelder

gifts The Brain Coat is not a tinfoil hat Rob Beschizza

security Arts&Crafts: bypass a fingerprint scanner with glue and tinfoil Séamus Bellamy