dracula Nic Cage offers peek into his quirky Vegas life in '60 Minutes' interview, complete with crow, cat, and monitor lizard Rusty Blazenhoff

politics 4chan's lawyer wrote a free speech bill for the UK Ellsworth Toohey

politics Republican county chairman accused of torturing own daughter for not cleaning room Rob Beschizza

gadgets Study: no point upgrading to 8K unless you're right up close Rob Beschizza

Cute Animals This chinchilla provides all the fitspo you need Jennifer Sandlin

Entertainment Disney taking the ax to MuppetVision 3D and Aerosmith Ruben Bolling

monkeys Runaway monkeys lured back with Froot Loops and PBJs Thom Dunn

law Vermont man charged with drunk driving in Canada thought he was in U.S. Rob Beschizza

politics Trump's ghoul Miller gets super screamy on MSNBC Jason Weisberger

new orleans Haunted house formerly owned by Nick Cage up for sale again Natalie Dressed

gadgets HP covers printer's USB port with warning sticker to make sure you don't go right ahead and use it Rob Beschizza

Markwayne Mullin Oklahoma GOP senator shouts at colleague, "I don't want reality!" Mark Frauenfelder

music The Swedish rock album that came with a supplemental reading list Elías Villoro

adorable creatures Neuty the nutria has had a wild ride this week! Jennifer Sandlin

movies Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson talks about Henry Cavill's exit from the upcoming DCU Devin Nealy

arizona No Human Involved: a documentary about Perryville women's prison in Arizona Elías Villoro

Delightful Creatures Delivery driver tries to contain a chicken that escapes during package drop in amusing video Carla Sinclair

art Celebrating the 35th anniversary of Star Trek: The Next Generation with mixed-media meme art Gareth Branwyn

tabloids Secrets the Queen took to her grave, in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan