Things we wish we were Watch as Oscar Mayer's re-branded "Wienermobile" trainees learn to drive Jason Weisberger
emergency landings Severe turbulence on Lufthansa flight from Texas sends 7 passengers to the hospital Carla Sinclair
tabloids The coming alien invasion and a sweet-smelling Kardashian vagina in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan
mistakes Damon Albarn apologizes to Taylor Swift after saying she doesn't write her own songs Rob Beschizza