valentine's day If you've been searching for a limited edition Valentine's Day Stanley tumbler, look no further! Jennifer Sandlin

Boing Boing Gadgets Get a credit-card-size tracker—because a lumpy one ain't it Boing Boing's Shop

music The "Happy Birthday" song like a funeral dirge — we can do better Mark Frauenfelder

Entertainment Violent singer Chris Brown pays £5M to dodge jail cell Ellsworth Toohey

adorable animals Ain't no party like an echidna party! Jennifer Sandlin

Funny One-man skits about the restaurant industry are painfully accurate Grant St. Clair

late stage capitalism They should have named the new dual-branded Applebees-IHOP restaurant "Hopplebee's" Jennifer Sandlin

politics Court finds a bakery's "faith-based convictions" are "intentionally discriminatory" Jason Weisberger

adorable animals Goat served at coffee shop drive-thru Jennifer Sandlin

music Even record-breaking snow can't stop the music in New Orleans Jennifer Sandlin

cheese Finally, an erotic thriller about sexy were-cheese Thom Dunn

cuisine Dunkin' runs out of donuts Rob Beschizza

law Florida woman pooped on dollar store floor while accomplice stole cleaning products Rob Beschizza

law How one man's disastrous 1969 Swiss ski holiday created modern tourism consumer protection laws Ellsworth Toohey

Food IHOP server fired after 13 years service for buying pancakes for hungry person Rob Beschizza

Funny How to turn an ugly water stain on the ceiling into a creepy Big Bird character Popkin

AI I interviewed the AI ghost of a famous dead porn star Thom Dunn

lawsuits Woman sues Jet Blue over "dangerously cold" ice cream sandwich Allan Rose Hill

movies Alien: Romulus is coming out on VHS Rob Beschizza

politics Trump commemorates the MAGA Hat with the MAGA Hat hat Jason Weisberger