Weird Florida woman flings poo at landlord, covers herself in it, charged with battery Xeni Jardin

trump Canada's Carney tells world how to survive Trump's America Séamus Bellamy

tarantulas Rosie the tarantula is finally being relieved of her meet-and-greet duties Jennifer Sandlin

Funny This parrot sounds exactly like a crying baby Popkin

politics Bezos, Zuck & Musk learn expensive lesson in Trump economics Ellsworth Toohey

Fyre Fest felon, fresh from federal facility, fumbles followup foray Ellsworth Toohey

politics Looks like killing 6000 people might have consequences after all: Philippines dictator Duterte arrested Ellsworth Toohey

major league baseball Watch dogs enjoying being at baseball games Jennifer Sandlin

intelligence community LOL RIP CIA: Trump's about to turn America's spooks into his personal goon squad Ellsworth Toohey

politics ICE displays overwhelming force in arrest of sick 61-year-old man Jason Weisberger

History Bizarre 1941 footage shows women swimming in giant pool of peanuts at first festival Popkin

music Haunted folk music just in time for Halloween Natalie Dressed

News FCC votes to end prison phone rate robbery  Ellsworth Toohey

History 10 bizarre facts about the Symbionese Liberation Army Ellsworth Toohey

elon musk Tesla layoffs now an ongoing "bloodbath" Rob Beschizza

australia This poor koala is having an existential crisis Jennifer Sandlin

adorable doggos Miss Jazzy is the sassiest pooch I've ever seen Jennifer Sandlin

protests "Imagine the worst, most foul thing you have ever smelled" – protestors sprayed with crowd-control chemical report severe symptoms Mark Frauenfelder

mistakes Ohio attorney suspended for defecating in Pringles can and launching it into legal adversaries' car lot Rob Beschizza

amazon MTG's new book is no "Magic: The Gathering" — it's a gathering of poor reviews Mark Frauenfelder